Just curious, what are your times?

Nice.........

Did Compass offer a new hire bonus recently ?

Yeah but instead it is replaced by an increase in the first year pay equivalent to the amount of the bonus - except now you get it on critical pay, etc as well, and the company can't just get rid of it when they don't need to hire. So it's a gain.
CPZ is still hiring, but go over your app with a fine toothed comb and make sure there are no errors, gaps in employment, that your hours are listed correctly etc... at this point we will be hiring for awhile just to stay ahead of attrition.

You think wrong. We're not slowing down hiring. The hiring team and training departments are working full steam ahead.

Those numbers, like you, have no basis in reality.

You should realize that everything in this industry is subject to change. Those were numbers I heard back in November when they only planned attrition at 10 per month, but it's been more than double that.

Look, I respect you and your a-level troll game. You've gotten a rise out of more pilots than Viagra. But serious adults are here for actual information, and I think you deliberately misleading them is uncool. I know you want everybody to come to Skywest so you can be bros and fistbump and highfive but there are other decent places to come too where you don't have to spend a 4 day with a tool like yourself.