Yes. People LOVE PA's. As many as possible. They absolutely despise entertainment systems and anything we say is better than anything else they could be watching or listening to. That's a fact. Especially since the FA's don't talk to them enough as it is.

Exactly. And they want to hear about light chop.

They also want to know your name, what aviation experience you have, and updates on the destination weather as frequently as possible.

I usually start with "I was born in a small town.." Actually, light chop is usually encountered about a year out from the amendable date. Just sayin. OFG

Whatever you say, make sure it’s never “fog” or the phenomenon whose name must never be spoken*





*thunderstorms :eek:

Need to deviate.

Don’t be late, penetrate. :eek:

So much to... ponder on there.

Giggity...

Found a gif of family guy's Brian, runway, worldly woman, runway lights and a marshaller directing Brian towards the woman.

Google it. I won't post it. But it fits.