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Originally Posted by ag386
(Post 2494057)
I agree with HanSoolu. I left envoy for Allegiant 2 years ago and was told what an idiot I was for "walking away from the flow." Looks like I was correct. The flow is bogus and will never work as the envoy recruiters and salesmen claimed it would. I'm in the left seat of the Bus now. Worlds better than anything envoy has to offer.
If by "walked away" you mean fired, then yes you most certainly walked away, while crying if memory serves. I truly hope you enjoy your job at Allegiant, its likely as far as your career will every go in this industry. |
Originally Posted by 3EngineTaxi
(Post 2494725)
It isn't admirable or noble to "love flying" and be content with a horrible job because of a "passion for aviation." It is, in fact, a job. Some of us are trying to work toward improvements, although improvements remain unlikely. In my opinion, it remains a less-than-desirable job.
In my opinion, it is a disservice to the profession to make excuses for it's shortcomings. Instead of defending an inferior career, how about some unity toward making improvements? Good luck to you as you pursue your career. These are my personal opinions and not the opinions of any entity or employer. |
Originally Posted by ceelo
(Post 2494704)
the problem isn't envoy if you've been at three regionals. it's you.
Originally Posted by Cpt Rex Kramer
If you think the management at Envoy is bad, you are in for a very very rude awakening.
You are not. This has been a carefully calculated decision. I don't know you, but if you think you know me after reading a couple paragraphs about me, you're mistaken. To those of you saying that I'm a "whiner:" I am not trying to complain. I'm trying to shed light on what is going on at Envoy. If anything, this is going to help you guys, as less people will be recruited. When recruitment dwindles, you will receive your beloved increase in pay. Until then, I have no idea why some of you feel like taking your frustrations with the industry out on me. Please. Either refute my points, add to the discussion, or move along. Attacking me as a person is not solving anything. |
Originally Posted by 3EngineTaxi
(Post 2494725)
It isn't admirable or noble to "love flying" and be content with a horrible job because of a "passion for aviation." It is, in fact, a job. Some of us are trying to work toward improvements, although improvements remain unlikely. In my opinion, it remains a less-than-desirable job.
In my opinion, it is a disservice to the profession to make excuses for it's shortcomings. Instead of defending an inferior career, how about some unity toward making improvements? Good luck to you as you pursue your career. These are my personal opinions and not the opinions of any entity or employer. |
Originally Posted by HanSoolu
(Post 2494737)
You're missing the point of why I wrote this post. It had nothing to do with me. Yes, I found it pertinent to add a bit of my personal history at the beginning, but you are sorely mistaken if you believe that these are my sentiments, and only mine.
if you don't want this to be about you, don't add any of your personal history, period. because frankly, you do bring up a lot of good points but your entire post comes off as whining about your life. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. |
Originally Posted by AZPilotMike
(Post 2494352)
14. Have to say this is false, as in 100% false. I developed an upper respiratory infection in July that required I call out for three trips that month due to complications. Upon my probationary review, we discussed them and they where noted. I am off probation with a job still. It would be foolish for an airline to punish for such a thing. It would be a lawsuit waiting to happen.
Originally Posted by ceelo
except that everything is getting better. if he doesn't like envoy he should indeed find another better paying job with better QoL if he likes flying. but no, he's been through 3 regionals, so like I said it's better if he just stays out of the industry, because he will never be happy looking for the perfect regional job that frankly doesn't exist.
Your first sentence though. I'm gonna need you to back that up with some evidence.
Originally Posted by ceelo
if you don't want this to be about you, don't add any of your personal history, period. because frankly, you do bring up a lot of good points but your entire post comes off as whining about your life.
Originally Posted by ceelo
I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors.
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Originally Posted by ceelo
(Post 2494743)
except that everything is getting better
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Originally Posted by 3EngineTaxi
(Post 2494771)
What is getting better? Vacation? Pay? Flow? Schedules? Days off? I can't think of anything.
Commuter hotels Retention bonuses High starting salary for FOs Short upgrade 2 bases returned There are more but this list covers the big ones that affects the entire group in a “better” way. |
Originally Posted by SheepDogg
(Post 2494731)
If by "walked away" you mean fired, then yes you most certainly walked away, while crying if memory serves. I truly hope you enjoy your job at Allegiant, its likely as far as your career will every go in this industry.
What's important is that I am no longer at the dirtbag company known as envoy. Like you and your recruiter salesmen like to say here, the legacy floodgates are about to be thrown wide open. I'm thinking my Bus PIC is the same or better than your regional jet PIC. Hope you enjoy your stay at envoy waiting for that imploding flow. Looks like your wait is going to be quite a few years. |
Originally Posted by Subpilot
(Post 2494778)
Going back three years ago:
Commuter hotels Retention bonuses High starting salary for FOs Short upgrade 2 bases returned There are more but this list covers the big ones that affects the entire group in a “better” way. |
Originally Posted by ag386
(Post 2494782)
If it helps you sleep at night to indulge in your fantasy above, by all means knock yourself out.
What's important is that I am no longer at the dirtbag company known as envoy. Like you and your recruiter salesmen like to say here, the legacy floodgates are about to be thrown wide open. I'm thinking my Bus PIC is the same or better than your regional jet PIC. Hope you enjoy your stay at envoy waiting for that imploding flow. Looks like your wait is going to be quite a few years. And to original poster. Some gripes were a little overstated but I don't blame you one bit for looking to better your life in or out of aviation. Do what's best for you! Everything you said is a complaint from many here so I don't know why there was so much backlash. |
Originally Posted by moon
(Post 2494789)
If you were terminated, I wonder if AA considers you rehireable?
And to original poster. Some gripes were a little overstated but I don't blame you one bit for looking to better your life in or out of aviation. Do what's best for you! Everything you said is a complaint from many here so I don't know why there was so much backlash. |
Originally Posted by ag386
(Post 2494793)
I resigned with two weeks notice and am rehireable. It's a tactic by SheepDogg and his recruiting buddies to deflect from my posts which usually point out the recruiting lies and inconsistencies they put out.
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There are a lot of bitter people on these boards. damn. Oh well, better for my seniority.
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Originally Posted by HanSoolu
(Post 2494748)
Your last point is true. I have no true passion for 121 Flying. I would much prefer to keep it in the world of GA and Flight Instruct on the weekends. Maybe take the wife for a $100 burger every now and then. But the 121 world? It's not for me. I'm looking for a regional that will stay true to what they put on paper. In this day and age, that just doesn't exist. Then you say you are "looking for a regional that will stay true to its word, but it doesn't exist." You state that in the present as if you are still looking for a good regional. The statement also leads to the belief that if said regional were out there, you would be headed to your fourth regional instead of accounting. Confusing statements for someone with no passion for the job. |
Read Before You Come To Envoy
Originally Posted by SheepDogg
(Post 2494731)
If by "walked away" you mean fired, then yes you most certainly walked away, while crying if memory serves. I truly hope you enjoy your job at Allegiant, its likely as far as your career will every go in this industry.
LMAO at your statement above to the man “That is as far as your career will go in this Industry.” Ok, sure. That’s not a bad position to be in. One can have a great career at Allegiant! HOME EVERY NIGHT as well as Captains earning $200K -$250K/yr take home. Do research. A lot has changed, in pay industry wide. Allegiant pays much higher than Spirit or Frontier “right now”, and that should/will change in a couple months once our ALPA brothers/Sisters at Frontier & Spirit get the Airbus parity raises they deserve. They will match or exceed industry standard. Better than waiting 15 years for a flow to AA. Ok fine, better than waiting 9 years as a NH for a metered to minimum no interview lazy “FLOW” . We need to step out of the Group Think phenomenon. This industry is changing so fast. More promising careers possible beyond AA/DL/UPS/FedEX/SW ranks. Get out of the regionals, apply to Allegiant-JetBlue-Spirit-Frontier If you have 2yrs to 3+ yrs until no interview “flowing”, are flexible, and can live in other bases. Get your Apps out! Large growth plan & 100+ new aircraft orders (recently announced for Frontier) for example. They are far from a lateral move. It’s upward mobility. Granted they are all Airbus operators, consolidation is possible amongst the 4 carriers. I don’t need wide-body pay. $250K/yr with good seniority and home every night lots of days off sounds like a great career to me. IIRC: AirTran—-> Southwest. VirginAmerica—-> Alaska. Allegiant and LLC/ULLC may be subpar careers to you. Truth is, any of them is better than a Regional Airline (SKYWEST, 5 WOs, TSA Holdings), any of them offers a great career now, or at-least will be, thanks to consolidation and business model changes at 121 Mainline, Cargo, LLC, ULLC operators. |
Originally Posted by HanSoolu
(Post 2494748)
Unfortunately, you can't take this to law. See Point #8 about the RLA and System Board of Adjustment. It's an unfortunate reality about the transportation industry.
Best of luck to you, I know this industry can be tough and it breaks people at times. It really shouldn't be this difficult, I cant think of another field that requires its workers to be so defensive on every single point of employment. Envoy isn't perfect, but they have treated me pretty well, so who knows. However, I came here with the flow as an "oh ****" button of sorts and never intended to make it my default path out of the regionals, so perhaps I view things with a different set of lenses. I would have zero issue going to work for Allegiant, Sprit or Frontier especially after they get the contract worked out. Smaller list to climb and I suspect more movement. I find little difference in spendable income from someone making mid-career pay at Allegiant in comparison to mid career pay at AA, plus they prob have a much better QOL. Anyway, good luck to you and yours, I hope you find your way in whatever path you choose. Pilots tend to be the worst to their own kind, which to this day never ceases to amaze me and I feel holds us back far more than it pushes us forward. |
Thanks for the post. Looks like I dogged a bullet with Envoy.
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Originally Posted by bigtime209
(Post 2494110)
You brought up a lot of good points regarding the negatives of working at Envoy. All while sounding like an entitled little whiny beeyatch. Work on your delivery and more people will take you seriously.
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Originally Posted by Subpilot
(Post 2494778)
Going back three years ago:
Commuter hotels Retention bonuses High starting salary for FOs Short upgrade 2 bases returned There are more but this list covers the big ones that affects the entire group in a “better” way. Things are just starting to get back to a respectable level, but we have a long way to go before this community is truly compensated for what they are worth to the national economy. |
Originally Posted by TheWeatherman
(Post 2495433)
You mean like it should have always been? You are giving the airlines a break for taking advantage of the Recession by cutting labor costs while making record profits. Now that things are getting back to what they should have been, you considered it better?? You're like one of those Skywest pilots who just voted yes to a contract with little to no raise.
Things are just starting to get back to a respectable level, but we have a long way to go before this community is truly compensated for what they are worth to the national economy. |
Originally Posted by Subpilot
(Post 2494778)
Going back three years ago:
Commuter hotels Good Retention bonuses Why are retention bonuses good? Put it in our pay rate! High starting salary for FOs It's temporary, they start out at year 4. The company can put them back on year 1 tomorrow if they want. It's just a way to get them here and then sh** all over them. Short upgrade It was a good thing, not so much now. People are being forced into the left seat. Total disregard of seniority by the company. 2 bases returned Good, but they should have never been closed. There are more negatives this list covers some of the ones that affect the entire group in a "bad" way. |
Things have definitely improved from a few years ago, but we still have a long way to. Things that still need to happen:
-Roll in bonuses to permanent pay rates for FOs and raise CA pay to be on par with EDV. -Return vacation accrual to the way it was pre-2014 TA. It's absolutely absurd that a pilot should have to wait until they're on pay step 8 to see more than 2 weeks of vacation. -Address QOL issues ranging from poor schedules, an antiquated RSV system, etc... -Quit trying to achieve this overly ambitious growth plan at the pilots' expense of metered flow and QOL hits (staffing shortfalls, which equal no POs/PVDs, JMs, denial of RSV swaps, etc...). I understand that the desire is to be back to our old size, but it shouldn't be at our expense. Especially since it was corporate greed that ran off 1500+ of our pilots in the first place. |
I’d venture to say the ones “happy” about the “improvements” here have less than 3 years on property.
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The people on here saying how they love flying so much are the ones ruining it for everyone. Those people are the ones willing to get paid ******* money because “hey at least I’m flying an airplane for a living”. It is possible to love flying but also want to get paid accordingly and have good QOL. The OP may or may not find that it’s better in the coroporate world but at least he’s willing to try to get a better life for himself. Things are better than they were but they still have a long ways to go. I agree with most of the OP’s post but I disagree about non rev travel and JM’s. Everybody has a different experience though.
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Originally Posted by ag386
(Post 2494057)
I agree with HanSoolu. I left envoy for Allegiant 2 years ago and was told what an idiot I was for "walking away from the flow." Looks like I was correct. The flow is bogus and will never work as the envoy recruiters and salesmen claimed it would. I'm in the left seat of the Bus now. Worlds better than anything envoy has to offer.
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Originally Posted by Purpleanga
(Post 2496018)
If you went to Allagiant 2 years ago that means you were fired from a job or you had no other options due to circumstances like miscalculations, maybe a lateral regional move not working out and you had to get out. Either way you didn’t have a choice. So don’t make it seem like you know what you’re talking about. 2 years ago, allegiant only hired rejects, convicts and dui cases, glad you got lucky tho...
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Originally Posted by bigtime209
(Post 2496047)
And the cold hard truth is that he would've flowed to AA well before he'll actually see the cockpit of a legacy aircraft. He's obviously still bitter about that fact.
I'm not an Envoy employee but If Allegiant called I would take the opportunity versus waiting to get my number called. |
where did original poster go ?
he signed up on 01-02-18, created and posted only to this thread, and disappeared. uncredible back to regular programming. Reminder to the f ignorant and stupid: Yes, Envoy is a regional. Reminder #2- Regional QOL and pay is not the same as mainline/major QOL. Common APC comments about regionals in general from whiners and crybabies and "me generation"
Todays regional is jet cockpit Day-1. Years ago, regional new hires flew Jetstreams, Embraer EMB 110 Bandeirantes, Metroliners, or Beech 1900's. Steam gauge cockpits and typically never got above FL 180. Forget long domestic or international trips as a regional pilot. A "long trip" was DFW-MAF in the Saab or DFW-LRD in the ATR. today, a new regional hire is logging "jet time" (SIC, yes...) from Day-1. but, Envoy sucks |
Originally Posted by BarrySeal
(Post 2496243)
where did original poster go ?
he signed up on 01-02-18, created and posted only to this thread, and disappeared. uncredible back to regular programming. Reminder to the f ignorant and stupid: Yes, Envoy is a regional. Reminder #2- Regional QOL and pay is not the same as mainline/major QOL. Common APC comments about regionals in general from whiners and crybabies and "me generation"
Todays regional is jet cockpit Day-1. Years ago, regional new hires flew Jetstreams, Embraer EMB 110 Bandeirantes, Metroliners, or Beech 1900's. Steam gauge cockpits and typically never got above FL 180. Forget long domestic or international trips as a regional pilot. A "long trip" was DFW-MAF in the Saab or DFW-LRD in the ATR. today, a new regional hire is logging "jet time" (SIC, yes...) from Day-1. but, Envoy sucks |
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Originally Posted by BarrySeal
(Post 2496243)
where did original poster go ?
he signed up on 01-02-18, created and posted only to this thread, and disappeared. uncredible back to regular programming. Reminder to the f ignorant and stupid: Yes, Envoy is a regional. Reminder #2- Regional QOL and pay is not the same as mainline/major QOL. Common APC comments about regionals in general from whiners and crybabies and "me generation"
Todays regional is jet cockpit Day-1. Years ago, regional new hires flew Jetstreams, Embraer EMB 110 Bandeirantes, Metroliners, or Beech 1900's. Steam gauge cockpits and typically never got above FL 180. Forget long domestic or international trips as a regional pilot. A "long trip" was DFW-MAF in the Saab or DFW-LRD in the ATR. today, a new regional hire is logging "jet time" (SIC, yes...) from Day-1. but, Envoy sucks Just because things are better now doesn't equate to people wanting improvement being wrong or asking to much. By your logic, things should never change so long as they are better then the worst it had been. However, all that said, I agree, we are in a pretty great spot as regionals go. Envoy isn't the best in terms of pay, but they are not the worst either. Overall I feel they are a good company in my limited experience. Do I think for a minute they are perfect, hell no. |
Originally Posted by AZPilotMike
(Post 2496401)
Well sure, and 100 years ago people got sick and died from simple injuries, doesn't mean we dont want to continually improve upon modern medicine.
Just because things are better now doesn't equate to people wanting improvement being wrong or asking to much. By your logic, things should never change so long as they are better then the worst it had been. However, all that said, I agree, we are in a pretty great spot as regionals go. Envoy isn't the best in terms of pay, but they are not the worst either. Overall I feel they are a good company in my limited experience. Do I think for a minute they are perfect, hell no. |
Originally Posted by BarrySeal
(Post 2496243)
where did original poster go ?
he signed up on 01-02-18, created and posted only to this thread, and disappeared. uncredible back to regular programming. I stand by my recent comment. If you want my response, then refute my points.
Originally Posted by BarrySeal
(Post 2496243)
Reminder to the f ignorant and stupid: Yes, Envoy is a regional.
You have added nothing to this thread that hasn't already been said.
Originally Posted by BarrySeal
(Post 2496243)
Reminder #2- Regional QOL and pay is not the same as mainline/major QOL.
Originally Posted by BarrySeal
(Post 2496243)
but, Envoy sucks
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Fact of the matter is that ALL the information - good or bad - is readily available.
The unwashed masses did not need you to come in and set the record straight. Your post was simply a VERY long winded opinion of yours posted as fact. Just because you created numbered paragraphs does not suddenly make your post valid to all who consider working there. Yours is but one opinion, and everyone has one. |
Originally Posted by 450knotOffice
(Post 2496627)
Fact of the matter is that ALL the information - good or bad - is readily available.
Originally Posted by 450knotOffice
(Post 2496627)
The unwashed masses did not need you to come in and set the record straight.
Originally Posted by 450knotOffice
(Post 2496627)
Your post was simply a VERY long winded opinion of yours posted as fact. Just because you created numbered paragraphs does not suddenly make your post valid to all who consider working there.
Furthermore, the conditions need not apply to ALL pilots for them to be an applicable issue. If you dispute what I posted as FACT, then back up your claim. The reason my original post was so long winded is because it utilized something called evidence. Something you have absolutely no shred of, seeing as Envoy doesn't have an Airbus. I welcome anything that the current pilot's at Envoy refute. But you can't just say "no, you're wrong," and offer no explanation whatsoever.
Originally Posted by 450knotOffice
(Post 2496627)
Yours is but one opinion, and everyone has one.
The fact of the matter is this: Few have agreed with me publicly. Many more have sent me direct messages thanking me for writing this post. The simple fact that one person decided to stay away from Envoy means that my post served a purpose. Maybe it was small, maybe it was big. But people are reading this post. And to me, that's all that matters. The bottom line is this: given the option to go to Envoy or another regional, I can NOT in good conscience recommend this company. This is my opinion and I do believe that everyone is entitled to one. |
Way to research your career change Zippy. I'm sure you'll be so happy counting paper clips and soap dispensers and deducting "business lunches" for John C. Executive. That will be about as exciting as a beige Chrysler K Car. Your post is about as boring as your degree and next career.
Guys!! I just got back from 2025 and here is a post from HanSoolu in the Boring Accountant Central Forums.... Read Before You Come To Ernst & Yawng We live in a day and age where information is readily available at our fingertips, yet we’re still able to recruit people to this company based on numerous falsehoods and sometimes even complete scams. I am writing this to try to paint a more accurate picture than our recruiters at Ernst & Yawng seem to be giving our new hires. After just under 2 years with Ernst & Yawng , I have made the decision to retire from the accounting industry altogether after 5 abysmal years. My experience at three different accounting firms has proven that this sector of accounting is not for me. People will continue to tell you that it gets better. Unfortunately, the grass is not always greener on the other side. My Bachelor’s Degree is in Accounting. When I graduated, I had the option to continue with Accounting and work towards my CPA with one of the Big Four Accounting Firms. Instead I jumped into aviation without researching it at all and bounced between three different airlines. None of that was my fault. I left after five years to come back to this black hole of numbers, pencils, and despair. To those of you that are thinking of joining the ranks of the “Elite” at Ernst & Yawng, I strongly urge you to think again before selling your soul to the devil (read: John C. Eeyo). Before I go to deep into this, I ask to those that respond to please refrain from emotions. My goal is one thing: Whining about my poor choices and thin skin. Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Come to Ernst & Yawng: 1) Sex is Nonexistent. Nothing. The women are frigid. The guys play Dungeons & Dragons It won’t take you long at this company to discover that the “Just under 6 years to get to promoted” that the recruiters seem to be touting is a complete lie. The powers that be in management have decided they are more important than us. I cannot stress this enough: DO NOT COME TO Ernst & Yawng FOR THE HOT GIRLS. 2) You will commute to a cubicle and eat lunch in the same cafeteria for 36 years. This is mainly for those on the glorious 6th and 7th floor. Because Ernst & Yawng has so many accountants transfer out, the company forces a decent group of its new hires to work 14 hour days. The recruiters will tell you that it's only during tax season, but they will regularly stop by and tell you they are going to need you to come in on Saturday....mmmmk. If you’re going to be forced to stare at numbers all day, why not go to an accounting firm that actually cares about its employees and compensates them adequately? *cough*Arthur Andersen*cough* 2a) If you go to the 7th floor, You will be run by someone with little authority to be a manager. The company has chosen the lowest bidder for the managers job, and that individual is our head accountant, who just so happens to be a Furry and will eventually invite you to the next Furry convention. Because he is the lowest bidder for the job, expect him to never be in the office when you need him. Also expect him to be completely unhelpful for anything you need. I once asked for a new stapler (for attaching paper purposes) and was told by this accounting manager that he does not have the proper permissions to give someone a stapler. The manager on the 12th floor hands staplers out to everyone that asks! 3) Pay (Especially our Absurd Bonus Structure) We’ve all seen the compensation that some accounting firms have been advertising. Those that include Taco Tuesday and the annual Christmas bonus in their “compensation” numbers are pulling wool over your eyes. Let’s forget about that for a moment. As of the end of 2017, Ernst & Young paid a meager $64,750 per year to a first year accountant. I was planning on putting in a pool this year. 5) Expect To Be Underpaid I decided to make this a different number even though it could have been covered in #4 because it's about pay, but I figured the more bullet points, the more it sounds like I'm intelligent and not just whining again. 6) Expect casual Friday to be taken away at any moment. They hang this over our head every month. God I hate ties. 7) Constant Depression. If you're new to accounting, you have no idea how monotonous and boring it is. 8) The Company Will Force You to Put Cover Pages On Your TPS Reports Management is so bad at this company that they have no regard for my feelings. I need a safe space. This will not get better over time. The corporate culture is in desperate need of a change. Ernst & Yawng managers have a "do it or will get some other pencil pusher" mentality, which always works to the company’s favor. The company knows they won’t be penalized for their wanton and willful violations of the contract. 9) Extra Breaks Will Count Against You Despite being told during training that you should take a break if you are tired, the company has an approach to taking extra breaks that is unparalleled within this industry. Take an extra break and you will be disciplined for it. Don’t take my word for it. Ask every single accountant at Ernst & Yawng You WILL fall asleep at your desk. 10) Forced Weekends What you’ve heard around the industry is true. Ernst & Yawng is using a little known clause within its labor contract to force accountants to come in on Saturdays. Sometimes Sunday's too. 11) The Sixth Floor is Hell Not even joking. It sucks so bad. I have to go to the 12th floor to get anything decent out of the vending machines. And you have to listen to Bethany answer the phone louder than any CSR ever. Also, Ed likes to stop by and ask personal questions about your kids. 12) Fired for Calling in Sick Apparently they expect you to come in and work even when you're sick. They just tell you to wear a mask and "suck it up, it's tax season". If you call in during tax season, you will be fired. I guarantee it. 13) Long Sits It's accounting. You will sit on your arse for 8-12 hours every day. Because it's accounting, and you sit at the same desk every day. All day. For 30 years. 14) My Desk Sucks In closing, the trend that Ernst & Yawng as an accounting firm is experiencing is downward in nature. Due to the current corporate culture and management, you can expect tomorrow to be worse than today. I welcome your response and input. Feel free to send me a private message if you have questions on a personal level. I will be happy to answer them. |
Originally Posted by Truthanator
(Post 2496689)
Way to research your career change Zippy. I'm sure you'll be so happy counting paper clips and soap dispensers and deducting "business lunches" for John C. Executive. That will be about as exciting as a beige Chrysler K Car. Your post is about as boring as your degree and next career.
Guys!! I just got back from 2025 and here is a post from HanSoolu in the Boring Accountant Central Forums.... Read Before You Come To Ernst & Yawng We live in a day and age where information is readily available at our fingertips, yet we’re still able to recruit people to this company based on numerous falsehoods and sometimes even complete scams. I am writing this to try to paint a more accurate picture than our recruiters at Ernst & Yawng seem to be giving our new hires. After just under 2 years with Ernst & Yawng , I have made the decision to retire from the accounting industry altogether after 5 abysmal years. My experience at three different accounting firms has proven that this sector of accounting is not for me. People will continue to tell you that it gets better. Unfortunately, the grass is not always greener on the other side. My Bachelor’s Degree is in Accounting. When I graduated, I had the option to continue with Accounting and work towards my CPA with one of the Big Four Accounting Firms. Instead I jumped into aviation without researching it at all and bounced between three different airlines. None of that was my fault. I left after five years to come back to this black hole of numbers, pencils, and despair. To those of you that are thinking of joining the ranks of the “Elite” at Ernst & Yawng, I strongly urge you to think again before selling your soul to the devil (read: John C. Eeyo). Before I go to deep into this, I ask to those that respond to please refrain from emotions. My goal is one thing: Whining about my poor choices and thin skin. Reasons Why You Shouldn’t Come to Ernst & Yawng: 1) Sex is Nonexistent. Nothing. The women are frigid. The guys play Dungeons & Dragons It won’t take you long at this company to discover that the “Just under 6 years to get to promoted” that the recruiters seem to be touting is a complete lie. The powers that be in management have decided they are more important than us. I cannot stress this enough: DO NOT COME TO Ernst & Yawng FOR THE HOT GIRLS. 2) You will commute to a cubicle and eat lunch in the same cafeteria for 36 years. This is mainly for those on the glorious 6th and 7th floor. Because Ernst & Yawng has so many accountants transfer out, the company forces a decent group of its new hires to work 14 hour days. The recruiters will tell you that it's only during tax season, but they will regularly stop by and tell you they are going to need you to come in on Saturday....mmmmk. If you’re going to be forced to stare at numbers all day, why not go to an accounting firm that actually cares about its employees and compensates them adequately? *cough*Arthur Andersen*cough* 2a) If you go to the 7th floor, You will be run by someone with little authority to be a manager. The company has chosen the lowest bidder for the managers job, and that individual is our head accountant, who just so happens to be a Furry and will eventually invite you to the next Furry convention. Because he is the lowest bidder for the job, expect him to never be in the office when you need him. Also expect him to be completely unhelpful for anything you need. I once asked for a new stapler (for attaching paper purposes) and was told by this accounting manager that he does not have the proper permissions to give someone a stapler. The manager on the 12th floor hands staplers out to everyone that asks! 3) Pay (Especially our Absurd Bonus Structure) We’ve all seen the compensation that some accounting firms have been advertising. Those that include Taco Tuesday and the annual Christmas bonus in their “compensation” numbers are pulling wool over your eyes. Let’s forget about that for a moment. As of the end of 2017, Ernst & Young paid a meager $64,750 per year to a first year accountant. I was planning on putting in a pool this year. 5) Expect To Be Underpaid I decided to make this a different number even though it could have been covered in #4 because it's about pay, but I figured the more bullet points, the more it sounds like I'm intelligent and not just whining again. 6) Expect casual Friday to be taken away at any moment. They hang this over our head every month. God I hate ties. 7) Constant Depression. If you're new to accounting, you have no idea how monotonous and boring it is. 8) The Company Will Force You to Put Cover Pages On Your TPS Reports Management is so bad at this company that they have no regard for my feelings. I need a safe space. This will not get better over time. The corporate culture is in desperate need of a change. Ernst & Yawng managers have a "do it or will get some other pencil pusher" mentality, which always works to the company’s favor. The company knows they won’t be penalized for their wanton and willful violations of the contract. 9) Extra Breaks Will Count Against You Despite being told during training that you should take a break if you are tired, the company has an approach to taking extra breaks that is unparalleled within this industry. Take an extra break and you will be disciplined for it. Don’t take my word for it. Ask every single accountant at Ernst & Yawng You WILL fall asleep at your desk. 10) Forced Weekends What you’ve heard around the industry is true. Ernst & Yawng is using a little known clause within its labor contract to force accountants to come in on Saturdays. Sometimes Sunday's too. 11) The Sixth Floor is Hell Not even joking. It sucks so bad. I have to go to the 12th floor to get anything decent out of the vending machines. And you have to listen to Bethany answer the phone louder than any CSR ever. Also, Ed likes to stop by and ask personal questions about your kids. 12) Fired for Calling in Sick Apparently they expect you to come in and work even when you're sick. They just tell you to wear a mask and "suck it up, it's tax season". If you call in during tax season, you will be fired. I guarantee it. 13) Long Sits It's accounting. You will sit on your arse for 8-12 hours every day. Because it's accounting, and you sit at the same desk every day. All day. For 30 years. 14) My Desk Sucks In closing, the trend that Ernst & Yawng as an accounting firm is experiencing is downward in nature. Due to the current corporate culture and management, you can expect tomorrow to be worse than today. I welcome your response and input. Feel free to send me a private message if you have questions on a personal level. I will be happy to answer them. Clever satire though, I will give you that. |
I used to work for a big four accounting firm, and I decided to leave to be a pilot. After 2 years as a CFI, I would sooner go back there and sit at my desk job than go to Envoy.
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Hey, I get it. This country is filled to the brim with sheep that shuffle with the herd to the same dull job 5, 6, or 7 days a week. I quit a desk job to do this back when first year pay at the regional airlines was 20 bucks an hour. It was the smartest decision I've ever made.
Some people aren't willing to tough it out for a few years. I did. Now I work 10 days a month and make 200k/yr. I worked my ass off to get here. I endured more BS than your pathetic whiny post x10. Go trudge to your office every day and pretend you won't be whining about it just like this in 5 years. I'm gonna be skinny dipping in Bora Bora.:cool: |
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