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Inop2 04-15-2018 06:50 PM

The image and appearance of attractive FA’s almost anywhere let alone Envoy is just a fantasy now.

Excargodog 04-15-2018 09:08 PM


Originally Posted by flysooner9 (Post 2573013)
If you want good stories try to find someone who was on the ATR way way back in the day. I heard some crazy stuff.

It was the turboprops. It set up a harmonic vibration. In the Electra, it would snap a wing off - at least until they changed the main spar frequency with stiffeners. In the ATR it simply jiggled FA parts that aroused erotic sensations. I think the French actually made that a design priority, more so than anti-ice even.

in2deep 04-15-2018 09:24 PM

All the FAs ive flown with have been great. There are however only a few that would be worth a second glance

EmbaeDriver 04-15-2018 09:56 PM


Originally Posted by MD-11Loader (Post 2572987)
Best advice, don’t dip your pen in the company ink. Last thing you need is the crew room knowing what you’re in to and having drama derail your career. Snag a mainline flight attendant. At least she’ll make some money and can afford to buy a meal now and then.

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Virga show 04-16-2018 05:55 AM


Originally Posted by in2deep (Post 2573110)
All the FAs ive flown with have been great. There are however only a few that would be worth a second glance

Did you end up going2deep?

griff312 04-16-2018 06:36 AM

Not today Human Resources, Not Today...!

LNL76 04-16-2018 06:54 AM

When you boys figure out which airline has the hottest MEN pilots, let me know...ok? :)

Stay shallow my friends!

FlyyGuyy 04-16-2018 07:09 AM


Originally Posted by HardLemonade (Post 2573041)
You're barking up the wrong tree, hombre. Do you want to be laughed at behind your back? Want a reputation that'll follow you around like the stench of unwashed vagina? Then by all means ..make sure to creepily follow them around the terminal on your sits too.

Otherwise, be a man like the rest of us and chase those beavers on overnights. Plenty of local classy hoochies anywhere we go. No envoy baggage attached. Just beware of the National Geographic, saggy, baggy, droopy boobie.

You missed the part about pilot error.

UncreativeUser 04-16-2018 11:34 AM


Originally Posted by ENH017 (Post 2572980)
Directions to actually attractive flight attendants:



Careers » SkyWest Airlines



Absolutely false. There are some but OO from my experience is just as bad. Mainline is where it’s at apparently


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DilsonWic 04-16-2018 07:13 PM

What a stupid thread. Please delete this.....

There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.


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