FA Shenanigans
 

Ok, I've heard opposite ends on this subject that either FA's still act like pilot groupies and that they don't want anything to do with pilots. How about a little fun with this thread on what to expect.

Have you heard of rule32?

They're all in there 80s at envoy

Directions to actually attractive flight attendants:

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Best advice, don’t dip your pen in the company ink. Last thing you need is the crew room knowing what you’re in to and having drama derail your career. Snag a mainline flight attendant. At least she’ll make some money and can afford to buy a meal now and then.

LMAO!!! Envoy FAs? :eek:

Only problem is, they all wear funny underwear.

If you want good stories try to find someone who was on the ATR way way back in the day. I heard some crazy stuff.

You're barking up the wrong tree, hombre. Do you want to be laughed at behind your back? Want a reputation that'll follow you around like the stench of unwashed vagina? Then by all means ..make sure to creepily follow them around the terminal on your sits too.

Otherwise, be a man like the rest of us and chase those beavers on overnights. Plenty of local classy hoochies anywhere we go. No envoy baggage attached. Just beware of the National Geographic, saggy, baggy, droopy boobie.

That’s back when they were younger and didn’t all have herpies