I'm tired of the doom and gloom stuff. You know what is more annoying than nails on a chalkboard? When guys go to town on those paper popcorn bags. I cant be the only one.
How about a communal popcorn trough? That way, if you eat it like you're bobbing for apples, you won't even get your hands messy. Think of the money saved on paper napkins!
Wait what about local 727 of the Pop Corn Bag Manufacturing Union. How are they going to give their money to the Democrats if you put them out of business?