Mod Note:

Earlier this evening, I said I needed to have my head examined by a professional. Since I am a professional, I just examined myself instead to save on time and money.

Cleaning up after all of your juvenile delinquents is going to take all night and it's going to suck up too much of my life force. So, another thread closed.

stbloc - first of all, flamebait is not tolerated here and they will be deleted when found or brought to our attention. However, I'm sure there are some we missed so you can do a search and read all about them to your heart's delight.

C'mon guys, I have a baby in the house, my favorite show (Criminal Minds) is having its season premiere in 15 minutes, and I refuse to spend valuable time doing these types of sanitation. Cleaning the toilet is more fun!