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Old 10-11-2019, 09:53 AM   #1  
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The amount of people is more than the number of rice.

I could of should of loose weight by now.

Let's eat grandpa. (Let's eat, grandpa)

The bowl of Cheerios got ate real quick.

Help your Uncle Jack off the horse. (Help your uncle jack off the horse)

When I called you a jackalope, it was literally figurative.
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Old 10-11-2019, 10:02 AM   #2  
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The amount of people is more than the number of rice.

I could of should of loose weight by now.

Let's eat grandpa. (Let's eat, grandpa)

The bowl of Cheerios got ate real quick.

Help your Uncle Jack off the horse. (Help your uncle jack off the horse)

When I called you a jackalope, it was literally figurative.
In defense of my fellow avilators, they're primary purpose is to talk on the telephone.
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Old 10-11-2019, 01:01 PM   #3  
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3 miles from ILIPY, cleared for the 28R approach.
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When I called you a jackalope, it was literally figurative.
I find comfort knowing Merriam-Webster changed the definition of “literally” a few years ago due to its widespread misuse, literally. When people can’t perform to standards, we lower the standards.

Grammar, the difference between knowing your $h1t and knowing you’re $h1t.

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How about “Grammar”.

Or are we not concerned with speling?
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Who are you flying with? It sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard.

With whom are you flying?

Get it right!

I am trying very hard not to get started on " me and him."

If anyone needs me I'll be over here organizing the trash can.
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Old 10-13-2019, 08:52 AM   #7  
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Who are you flying with? It sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard.

With whom are you flying?

Get it right!

I am trying very hard not to get started on " me and him."

If anyone needs me I'll be over here organizing the trash can.
So, Hetman, who you fly with? Where you at now?

Gotta chill, man. Luv ya!

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...and the horse upon which in you rode.
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Old 10-14-2019, 04:04 PM   #9  
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Freshman to upperclassman: where’s the cafeteria at?

Upperclassman: At Harvard we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.

Freshman: Ok, where’s the cafeteria at, *******?
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In defense of ...uhhh... my fellow avilators, they're primary ....uhhhh... purpose is to talk ..uhhhh...on the telephone.
I...uhhh...fixed that for ....uhhh.... y'all. Actually, ALL y'all.

Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.
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