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Old 10-11-2019 | 08:53 AM
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The amount of people is more than the number of rice.

I could of should of loose weight by now.

Let's eat grandpa. (Let's eat, grandpa)

The bowl of Cheerios got ate real quick.

Help your Uncle Jack off the horse. (Help your uncle jack off the horse)

When I called you a jackalope, it was literally figurative.
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Old 10-11-2019 | 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by vagabond
The amount of people is more than the number of rice.

I could of should of loose weight by now.

Let's eat grandpa. (Let's eat, grandpa)

The bowl of Cheerios got ate real quick.

Help your Uncle Jack off the horse. (Help your uncle jack off the horse)

When I called you a jackalope, it was literally figurative.
In defense of my fellow avilators, they're primary purpose is to talk on the telephone.
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Old 10-11-2019 | 12:01 PM
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3 miles from ILIPY, cleared for the 28R approach.
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Old 10-12-2019 | 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by vagabond
When I called you a jackalope, it was literally figurative.
I find comfort knowing Merriam-Webster changed the definition of “literally” a few years ago due to its widespread misuse, literally. When people can’t perform to standards, we lower the standards.

Grammar, the difference between knowing your $h1t and knowing you’re $h1t.

Last edited by pokey9554; 10-12-2019 at 08:43 AM. Reason: Tryna fix grammer
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Old 10-12-2019 | 04:37 PM
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How about “Grammar”.

Or are we not concerned with speling?
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Old 10-12-2019 | 06:21 PM
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Who are you flying with? It sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard.

With whom are you flying?

Get it right!

I am trying very hard not to get started on " me and him."

If anyone needs me I'll be over here organizing the trash can.
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Old 10-13-2019 | 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Hetman
Who are you flying with? It sounds like fingernails on a chalkboard.

With whom are you flying?

Get it right!

I am trying very hard not to get started on " me and him."

If anyone needs me I'll be over here organizing the trash can.
So, Hetman, who you fly with? Where you at now?

Gotta chill, man. Luv ya!

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Old 10-13-2019 | 02:13 PM
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...and the horse upon which in you rode.
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Old 10-14-2019 | 03:04 PM
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Freshman to upperclassman: where’s the cafeteria at?

Upperclassman: At Harvard we don’t end our sentences with prepositions.

Freshman: Ok, where’s the cafeteria at, *******?
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Old 10-16-2019 | 06:35 PM
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Originally Posted by badflaps
In defense of ...uhhh... my fellow avilators, they're primary ....uhhhh... purpose is to talk ..uhhhh...on the telephone.
I...uhhh...fixed that for ....uhhh.... y'all. Actually, ALL y'all.

Now, sit back, relax, and enjoy the flight.
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