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A man got into his seat on the plane........

Old 11-18-2005, 07:40 AM
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Default A man got into his seat on the plane........


A man got into his seat on the plane, which was about
to take off, when another man with a Labrador
Retriever occupies the two empty seats beside him.
The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is
looking quizzically at the dog when the second man
explains that they work for the airline.

The airline rep says, "Don't mind Sniffer. He's a
sniffing dog, the best there is. I'll show you once
we get airborne when I put him to work."

The plane takes off and levels out when the handler
says to the first man, " Watch this." He tells the
dog, "Sniffer, search."

Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits
next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to
its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm.

He says, "Good boy."

The airline rep turns to the first man and says,"That
woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a
note of this and her seat number for the police who
will apprehend her upon arrival."

"Fantastic!" replies the first man.

Once again, he sends Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few
seconds, returns to its seat, and places two paws on
the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That man is
carrying cocaine, so, again, I'm making a note of this
and the seat number."

"I like it!" says the first man.

A third time, the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles.

Sniffer goes up and down the plane and, after a while,

sits down next to someone. He then comes racing back,

jumps up onto his seat, and poops all over the place.

The first man is really grossed out by this ! behavior
from a supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks,
"What's going on?"

The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"
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Old 11-18-2005, 08:30 AM
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booooooo.. there are many other jokes out there to take the place of this one
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