Happy V Day, APC!
02-14-2008, 09:32 AM
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Happy V Day, APC!
Happy Vagabond Day! I mean, Happy Valentine's Day everyone! 
[Yeah, yeah, this is not pilot related so if it bothers you and keeps you up at night, file a report to the mods and ask them to delete this].
[Yeah, yeah, this is not pilot related so if it bothers you and keeps you up at night, file a report to the mods and ask them to delete this].
02-14-2008, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by vagabond
Happy Vagabond Day! I mean, Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
:A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,
balding man standing at the counter methodically placing
"Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over
them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying
scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the
balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says
"I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"
"But why?" asks the man.
"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
Happy Valentine's Day, everyone.
02-14-2008, 12:56 PM
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
02-14-2008, 02:17 PM
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I hope you are all as lucky and blessed as I am to have several Valentines. My F-18 friend sent me the nicest surprise. I'll never again say how pilots are boring and unimaginative anymore! Some of you can get rather cute and endearing.
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