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Old 03-18-2008, 08:54 AM
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So I guess that would make that fellow a member of the "half mile club?"

Yeah, lame. I know.

However, as a person who's on a starving college / flight training budget, I'm of the opinion that I could probably handle some skeet in my hair while I was asleep for $200,000. She might even get punitive damages.
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Yeah, I wonder if any pax were witness to the "half mile event" !
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I'm just wondering one thing:

When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her.
How'd that be? Either he was still masturbating, or he was finished and she might have had a "substance" in her hair... Sure hope it wasn't more guys taking turns...

Anyway - it's absolutely gross!

P.S. And yes, of course I had to think of "There's something about Mary" right away...
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I'm just wondering one thing:



How'd that be? Either he was still masturbating, or he was finished and she might have had a "substance" in her hair... Sure hope it wasn't more guys taking turns...

Anyway - it's absolutely gross!

P.S. And yes, of course I had to think of "There's something about Mary" right away...
I guess it was a long flight.
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Im sorry all I can do is laugh, I have no comment. Man, the weirdest things happen on airplanes.
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OK, lets stop and think about this. She "wakes up" and finds a substance in her hair, yea right. He should compete in the ejaculation olympics. That might be a record distance. (Well, thats her story anyway.) Actually, I'd like to hear his story...................now that would be interesting!

You put people into an aluminum tube, fling them thru the atomsphere at 500 MPH and the weirdest things do happen. Maybe it had something to do with physics, less gravity, turbulence............who knows.

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Old 03-18-2008, 08:13 PM
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how do yall think is funny?!! I mean it kinda is, but just imagine if YOU woke up with some dude masturbating next to you or his nasty j*zz all over your hair!!
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