BoredwLife

With april fools around the corner lets see some of the best pranks/jokes pulled on fellow crew members.

1. Toilet Bowl over heat. Need FA to dump ice in the LAV and stir it around.

2. Ohh and the ever famous air sample.




P.S. I searched and couldnt find a thread relating to this. If it has been done just erase please.

mike734

Tell her to ask the agent for some more Flight Line

Tell them the props need to be cleaned with prop wash.

The Juice

I like to hit the back of the wall behind the FO seat very hard when someone is peeing in the lav. Not only does the sound scare them but the force drops to toilet lid and well, they get pee on themselves.

telecaster

When I worked in ops for Southwest the pilots pulled this one off on a new fa. When they called in range they let us know in ops what they wanted to do and of course we were happy to help. They told the new fa that the crew was going to be drug tested when they arrived at the gate so be prepared. (the other fa's were in on it.) We grabbed a clipboard and put some papers on it to look "official" and went off to the jetway for the in-bound flight.

The captain told the new fa that once they landed and everyone got off that he needed to pee in a cup and then put a lid on it and bring it out to the ops agent. He was pretty skeptical but the the other 2 fa's said no this is usual and that it had to be done. So the plane comes in and everyone gets off. The crew one by one goes into the lav and comes out with a cup filled up. Of course theirs was filled up with apple juice that was already stashed in the fwd lav. The last fa goes in and actually does his business into the cup puts a lid on it and brings out into the jetway.

It was awful, this poor fa standing there holding a cup of his own urine. The cup was all steamed up, it was so freaking hilarious. He was like who do I give this too and the captian points at the ops agent. She had this look like, O.K. this isn't funny anymore. At that point the FO grabs one of the other fa's cups and proceeds to take a giant swig of it.(the apple juice) The fa having the prank pulled on him almost lost it, he couldn't believe what was going on.

We all busted out laughing at that point and he knew he had been had. It really did work out pretty good and gave us all a good laugh.

Stormy Knight

Years ago a freighter was headed from the Midwest to the far Southwest in the early AM dark, on top of an undercast. CA snoring since the Big Muddy, and the FO is bored. Uses the fuel qty test button to drive the qty down to about 500 lbs/side, pulls the breakers to "freeze" them there. Sets the panel clocks ahead 2.5 hours. Gets a vector from the center and puts both navs on an unuseable frq. Puts the active com fq on Comm 2, which is selected "off" on the CA side. Slides his seat back, and pretends to be asleep. Drops the clipboard on the floor-LOUDLY. Plays dead while the CA wakes up to believe himself out over the Pacific, out of gas , with sleeping FO. Nearly gets a hernia from trying not to laugh out loud as the CA freaks out.

hotelmode

Oh wow, that is cruel.

kansas

Wow, that's a bit much for me...but I reckon I'd still laugh pretty hard.

saabguy493

Genious!!! I'm sure we all would have nearly **** our pants on that one!

Diver Driver

Have a new FA do an 'echo' test on the engines. Tell them that they have to yell <insert your favorite movie line here> into the engine in order to make sure there are no echoes before starting the engines.

Ve764

My favorite...On the 75,we board normally at the L2 door. We always assign the new FA that door. Just prior to departure we would have the gate agent run down to the jet and inform the new FA to page "Anita Mann" over the PA.and to hurry and locate this person since we are near departure time.So hurridly the new FA picks up the mic in view of all the pax in the mid cabin and announces "Anita Mann",please ring your call button. Of course all the guys on the jet immediately start ringing.Normally she does'nt get it and announces AGAIN..."Anita Mann" please ring your call button. By this time the whole plane is Howling with laughter.Somewhere about this time....she gets it. Works everytime !!!