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Old 06-27-2008 | 06:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Outlaw2097
...alcoholics with a flying problem.

Remember: No smoking within 8 hours of flying, no drinking within 50 feet of the aircraft

...or something like that.
yea I think it was something like 12 inches from bottle to throttle or some ****
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Old 06-27-2008 | 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Swat
Are you all sure she is a "woman?"

With everyone jumping like horny frat boys, sure would be funny if "woman" turned out to be a man.

Fish on.....I think.
lol yeah pretty sure it's another member playin a joke haha buncha fools...
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Old 06-27-2008 | 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by SAABaroowski
Just in case your wondering, Regional guys have more STAMINA hhhheyyyyyyyyyyyy oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah I'll second that, regional pilots can hold out the longest without earning any money or getting hired by SWA.
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Old 06-27-2008 | 08:00 PM
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Keep your high heels on.............

Thank you, Drive through..........
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Old 06-27-2008 | 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted by SAABaroowski
If your going to do pics, I prefer some heels, thigh-highs, maybe a scarf around your neck and one of those old F/A type of hats...........um, hopefully your brunette, if not................please dye your hair. Thank you,

Just in case your wondering, Regional guys have more STAMINA hhhheyyyyyyyyyyyy oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Yeah but with smaller equipment
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Old 06-27-2008 | 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by woman
if pilots are broke you must be in wrong country then, I read in the paper today that one british pilot was fired after performing top gun-style stunt and he made 250.000 pounds per year($500.000). He probably had 50 years of experience but still, you may consider moving.
He is in the wrong country but he also is in the wrong time period, can't blame him for that sweety can you?

Now us pilots in Europe ....
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Old 06-27-2008 | 09:57 PM
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gigidy, gigidy, GGGGIIIDDDDIIIIDDDDDYYYYY!!!!!!
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Old 06-28-2008 | 06:44 AM
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Originally Posted by trackpilot
lol yeah pretty sure it's another member playin a joke haha buncha fools...
I am woman but you can think whatever, that's not the point if I'm woman or not.
My point was to find out if you are aware of the fact that pilot is a sexy profession. The uniform that you wear, the plane that you fly are powerful aphrodisiacs just like money. Obviously SAABaroowski is aware of his charm, he even has demands like brunette, high heels, hat and all this crap.
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Old 06-28-2008 | 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by USMCFLYR
I think it is one of those Russian mail order bribes that is trying to tie on to the Balita Airlines thread! The news report wasn't enough so now he is turning to a TRUE need for pilots! I'm still waiting for the pictures before I submit

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I think we have a winner, lets go to the judges.....

Originally Posted by woman
I am woman but you can think whatever, that's not the point if I'm woman or not.
My point was to find out if you are aware of the fact that pilot is a sexy profession. The uniform that you wear, the plane that you fly are powerful aphrodisiacs just like money. Obviously SAABaroowski is aware of his charm, he even has demands like brunette, high heels, hat and all this crap.
Awkward sentence structure, no articles ("I am woman" not "I am A woman").... The judges say, "YES! YOU ARE A WINNER!!"
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Old 06-28-2008 | 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by FlyJSH
Awkward sentence structure, no articles ("I am woman" not "I am A woman").... The judges say, "YES! YOU ARE A WINNER!!"
Sentence structure also lacks common and proper prepositions. Definitely leads me to believe English is not a first language here... lol, who knows.
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