I dont know if this has been posted yet but:
HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

 

ROFL too bad Hooters Air did not think of this lol!



I,m too sexy for my jet !

 

Best post seen to date!

 

As a former Boob Pilot I resent that remark – of course we DID think of that!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ihOJB4WmdaE

 

I got this in an email from a friend a few weeks ago. Still makes me smile. I'd sure want to go to work more. The problem is the few good looking flight attendants left are jammed into terrible uniforms which I complain about all the time.
I figure everybody else complains about work rules and money so I'd better stick up for the few good looking Flight Attendants.

Carry on.

 

Bing back the 6'2" babes that will pass the pencil and three diamond tests!!!!

Bring back the black thigh highs!!!

Bring back the short short short skirts that don't qualify as skirts!!!

Bring back the red 4" heels!!!

Oh yeah.... no twigs and berries!!!!

 

heres what we do: take over Canada (plenty of oil) and let them do all our landscaping, then send them to jump over Mexico's border and civilize and nationalize the system and create "AMEXICA"

 

We already have that, it's called Mexifornia... Seniora Pelosi lives la vida loca in that super State...

 

I like that idea. Sex and flying does not get much better then that.

 

It was fun while it lasted right?
Never got the chance to take a ride with you guys .