Get furloughed. Works every time.

If you're not into porn, start your own internet business.

Solid question.

I did not phrase my rant properly - I am not bored with Chicago. I love this place and been everywhere. What has gotten me down is 6 nights in a hotel instead of my own home.

Hmmm, another Lufthansa crew checking out. They have the nicest looking uniforms. Everyone is young, beautiful, fit, and efficient looking. Nobody discussing furloughs or capacity cuts or charging for the first piece of luggage. But then, my German is nonexistent. :p

Hang around JFK sometime when the Finns are getting ready to go. :eek:

(It's either a very senior or very young crew—seen both in both directions—but when the young ones are there, oh my.)

The Cubbies are in town. Head out to Wrigley and catch the game. Bonus points if you make it out of Wrigley sober :D

My last job had me living out of hotels for 8 months straight without being home. All part of the job :D