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08-17-2006 | 07:55 AM

#11

jungle

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It's obvious we have a problem with security. It's obvious that most of this problem is caused by a certain age/sex/religious orientation/countries of origin. TSA and the USA had best act on that information and direct their attention that way, because they don't have much attention to spare.

08-17-2006 | 05:02 PM

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KZ1000Shaft

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From: SF340

I've been calling them this for a long time and it just got much more true

Takes Sh!t Away

and of course, the old standby

Thousands Standing Around

If you really want to become one of TSAs finest I think you must fail your GED a minimum of 3 times before they will even look at you.

08-17-2006 | 05:54 PM

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steelpilot

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Trailer Park Security agency

08-17-2006 | 07:47 PM

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Skygirl

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lagavulin

"Thwarts Shampooing Aloft"

Now I must say, as a chick, I truly have a problem with my chick supplies being sent to the hold...

I love my country though, and I will suffer for the common good of our world.

They have to do something though about the lip moisturizer thing, maybe I should develop a good lipstick screener. After a 15 hour flight to Sydney, a girl has to have her lip moisturizer, and that is all I have to say about that!.

08-17-2006 | 08:33 PM

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CL65driver

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Originally Posted by steelpilot

Trailer Park Security agency

Nah, not yet... but with a little work, maybe these yahoos can qualify for trailer park security!

Skygirl!!! Where have you been? How the heck are ya?????

08-20-2006 | 08:13 AM

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Skygirl

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Originally Posted by CL65driver

Nah, not yet... but with a little work, maybe these yahoos can qualify for trailer park security!

Skygirl!!! Where have you been? How the heck are ya?????

Hey CL, I've been here and there. All is well, had a few rough days business-wise during the whole London/Heathrow scare, people canceling, rescheduling, rerouting, etc. A couple of pain in the arse days for sure.

Had a couple of clients cancel completely because of the new TSA requirements. They were going abroad, but told me, "screw this, it's too much of a hassle to fly, we're driving to Banff instead."

I hope that feeling doesn't spread. For all of you that are in and out of multiple airports, how is it out there? Are the TSA lines getting any better? Please tell me yes. I've got a slew of trips coming up myself, and don't want to discourage people/my clients from traveling. We all might get a little hungry if that happens....