LOL..... and the dreaded pointing out of the repost one hour and only one post after the repost was identified. Does anyone actually read the whole thread anymore?

:rolleyes: Interesting... Very interesting... :p

That was part of the joke, but w/e

Well I would say www.gigglepedia.com

One day a pilot decides to go get a tattoo and eventually finds a place to get it. While walking around in the place, the tattoo artist asks the pilot what we wants. The pilot says he wants a tattoo of a $100 bill. The artist says fine and where he wants this bill at. The pilot said on his member. The artist was curious why and asked so. The pilot said for three reasons:
1- watch my money GROW
2- hold my money in my hand
and last
3- if the wife wants to blow a hundred dollars, she can stay home

(we all know that pilots have never seen a hundred dollar bill lol)

Joke du Jour
 

Q: What separates drunks and hookers?
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A: The flightdeck door

Anybody got any other industry standard jokes?

What do you call a Pregnant Flight Attendent?




Pilot Error!

Whats worse than knocking a FA down?.....


Knocking one up.

Q: What's the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.
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Yeah, it's best told while either totally wasted or in a room full of MENSA members.

Best joke to play on New FAs is to call them up in flight (towards the end) and tell them that the company just sent you a message stating that the apple juice on board may be contaminated. They need you to pour 8 ounces in a glass and it needs to be handed to the gate agent as soon as the cabin door is opened so it can be sent to the "airport medical lab?" (or make up some big words up with lab at the end) for testing. Gate agent will think it's urine and you'll get a good laugh. Works every time as long as they are all new.