Remarkably similar
01-31-2009 | 06:28 AM
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Remarkably similar
I thought this about summed it up:
Working in the airline industry:
1. We work in weird shifts... Like prostitutes
2. They pay you to make the client happy... Like a prostitute
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny... Like a prostitute
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Like a prostitute
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the
same profession as you... Like a prostitute
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed.... Like a prostitute
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell... Like a prostitute
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Like a prostitute
9. When people ask you about your Job, you have difficulties to explain it... Like a prostitute
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE
DOING THIS"..... Like a prostitute
Working in the airline industry:
1. We work in weird shifts... Like prostitutes
2. They pay you to make the client happy... Like a prostitute
3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny... Like a prostitute
4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams... Like a prostitute
5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the
same profession as you... Like a prostitute
6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed.... Like a prostitute
7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell... Like a prostitute
8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you... Like a prostitute
9. When people ask you about your Job, you have difficulties to explain it... Like a prostitute
10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: I'M NOT GOING TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE
DOING THIS"..... Like a prostitute
01-31-2009 | 10:01 AM
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If you stretch your imagination hard enough, this thread would qualify as interesting and bizarre, with emphasis on the latter. Hence it got moved to the Hangar. I wonder what they say about pilots in the prostitute forums?
01-31-2009 | 10:21 AM
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I wouldn't know but I could guess ...
- They're really cheap, want everything at a discount
- They think their wives don't know
- BIG watches, small ...
And you wouldn't want to know the rest
- They're really cheap, want everything at a discount
- They think their wives don't know
- BIG watches, small ...
And you wouldn't want to know the rest
Last edited by MaydayMark; 01-31-2009 at 10:44 AM.
