Suspicious Package: TSA Worker Jailed After Junk Joke | NBC Miami


Perhaps the new airport body scanners are a bit too revealing.
A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who'd made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.
Rolando Negrin, 44, was busted for assault after things got ugly at Miami International Airport between Negrin and some of his fellow Transportation Security Administration workers on Tuesday.
Sources say Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor started cracking jokes about his manhood, made visible by the new machine.


According to the police report, Negron confronted one of his co-workers in an employee parking lot, where he hit him with a police baton on the arm and back.
"[Negron] then told victim to kneel down and say 'your sorry,'" the report reads. "Victim stated he was in fear and complied with [Negron]."
Negron was arrested the next day when he arrived for work. He told police he had been made fun of by coworkers on a daily basis.
"[Negron] stated he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind," the report reads.
Negrin was arrested and booked into Miami-Dade County Jail. His arrest photo (above) shows him wearing his blue TSA shirt at the time of the arrest.
The attack may be the first piece of proof that the new scanners may be leaving too little to the imagination.
The $170,000 machines, which were introduced last year, took some heat from fliers who weren't quite ready to show their bod to government employees.
But if this latest incident is any indication, the scanners sound like good news for anti-terrorism and bad news for less-than-average men.

 

OMG! Realy! I cant beleive 1. they work that well and 2. someone hit someone because someone teased him over the size of his pee pee come on now! Men.....

 

Instead of two years in the pokey that guy could have owned TSA with a sexual harassement suit. But that would require some smarts, something not very likely in a TSA employee.

 

Looks like I need to stock up on dress socks :/

 

maybe the guy was in the pool all day before going to work!

 

Misuse of government equipment ?
Ally

 

I've been scanned twice with those things at IND. They've finally started using them a lot now. It's more of an annoyance to me, but then again I didn't have someone laughing in my face. There are better ways to get paybacks

 

bahahahaha thats hilarious

 

I like the style of the writer.