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chuckyt1 08-23-2010 01:25 PM


Originally Posted by nfnsquared (Post 859816)
But first, sneak in and pick the lock to her dresser draw and grab your dick....it'll come in handy and you obviously need to get reacquainted with it anyhow...

Funniest post of the year nominee...

nfnsquared 08-23-2010 01:48 PM

Call sign for the OP:

Girlfriend's Bi***

Hey, we're just having fun with you, please take it in stride...but really, grow a pair :D

FlyBoyd 08-23-2010 01:54 PM


Originally Posted by jsfBoat (Post 859047)
Last week Friday my girlfriend and I were in the area looking at housing.....

Please don't tell us she lives with you and will follow you down....i.e. she is a sponge. She has/is getting a job there right? Ask her what your benefits are with her...now that you have a new job.


Originally Posted by jsfBoat (Post 859047)
I was asleep in the passenger seat, when I woke up to see her put the car into park and getting out.

-2 for Headwork - never let the crazy chick drive. Never sleep when the crazy chick is driving. Let me guess your car too, right?


Originally Posted by jsfBoat (Post 859047)
Turned out we were in the parking lot of the school.

-1 for Situational Awareness...your excuse is equivalent to overflying Minneapolis because you were looking at your laptop


Originally Posted by jsfBoat (Post 859047)
I was a few steps behind her trying to get her to stop and get back into the car,

Crazy chicks are freakishly fast I'll give you that but, you were still slower than a crazy chick. You would have been F-ed if she was chasing you.


Originally Posted by jsfBoat (Post 859047)
Is there anything I can do to fix the problem?

She was/is the problem, IMO. Don't put a ring on it. The "fix" is to kick her to the curb.

If it becomes a problem at your (potential) work apologize and then thank them. They helped you see her true colors before it was too late.

nfnsquared 08-23-2010 02:00 PM

Reminds me of the wife of a B-52 crew member at Castle (yes, wife of a school house instructor) who stormed into the OG's office demanding to know who would be mowing her lawn while her husband was deployed (Desert Shield).

Photon 08-23-2010 02:09 PM

did anyone else notice Op only has post #1, and then nothing :p

Rama 08-23-2010 02:23 PM

His girlfriend hasn't allowed access to the internet since then.

dojetdriver 08-24-2010 09:33 AM

Interesting what the mods will let go, and what they will delete.

11Fan 08-24-2010 09:57 AM

Interesting what the mods will let go...
 
Think of it as a Public Service Announcement.

http://images.despair.com/products/d...s/mistakes.jpg

atpwannabe 08-24-2010 10:35 AM


Originally Posted by dojetdriver (Post 860186)
Interesting what the mods will let go, and what they will delete.


OK!!!!......:eek:



If that's the case, I would have looked at her and said very sternly..."What the @%** is wrong with you. Have you lost your ******* mind?:mad:

As someone quoted in another thread, "Either she's incredibly smart or incredibly STUPID". I tend to believe that it is the latter.


atp

4GPilot 08-24-2010 06:30 PM

With flying, we learn to set and abide by bottom lines... ILS DH, VFR weather minimums, etc... apply this to real life. Girlfriend takes your work into her hands? GO AROUND! Set a bottom line with this one. If she lost you the job or pulls something like that again, you may want to re-evaluate the compatibility of her and your career.


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