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Old 05-27-2011 | 02:31 PM
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I know this is not related to aviation, but it's too bizarre not to post. I've been a lawyer and judicial officer for a very long time and I've not heard of this one yet.

Seating a buxom woman at an opposing counsel's table is an unfair tactic in a small claims case, a Chicago lawyer says. Attorney Thomas Gooch says his foe in the case, attorney Dmitry N. Feofanov, has seated his attractive Brazilian wife there "to draw the attention of the jury away from the relevant proceedings" — a dispute over a used car.

He asked a Cook County Circuit judge to order the woman to sit in the gallery with other spectators.

In responding to the pretrial motion, Feofanov, 53, said Daniella Atencia, 26, is also his paralegal assistant and contends Gooch cites no "good faith legal argument" why she can't sit at counsel's table. Feofanov, who in the past has described himself as a "consumer protection lawyer," asked the judge to impose sanctions on Gooch for his motion.

Feofanov, 53, told The Daily Telegraph of London that Atencia is university-educated, has a "brilliant legal mind" and is "actually overqualified as a paralegal."

"Ms. Atencia is quite shocked at the tenor of comments pertaining to her physical appearance," he said in a statement. "She thinks the comments made about her have no place in the twenty-first century."

Gooch told the Chicago Daily Law Bulletin this week that he wasn't objecting to the woman because she is buxom, but because he doesn't think she is a paralegal.

Buxom paralegal an unfair tactic in lawsuit? - US news - Weird news - msnbc.com
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Old 05-27-2011 | 04:23 PM
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Does that mean that buxom attornies can't practice in front of juries either?

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Old 05-27-2011 | 07:57 PM
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Odd that the Brits are covering this but if it's made it that far I think The Sun should have a report.
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Old 05-27-2011 | 08:29 PM
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Crank up the air conditioning and I would imagine the discussion would turn to several of the finer points of the law. Of course then it would probably end in a hung jury.
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Old 05-29-2011 | 02:28 PM
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I've got to pass this along to my classmates. Outstanding tactic for a plaintiff's attorney!
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Old 05-31-2011 | 06:01 PM
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Yeah right. She is his wife, half his age, rather busty and you want me to believe she is simply a paralegal...unh huh...
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