Things better than a snoring crashpad roomie
01-02-2012, 08:53 PM
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Things better than a snoring crashpad roomie
Ill start since it looks like I'll be up tonight:
- Eating used adult diapers
- Listening to Justin Beiber non-stop for the next 25 years
- Watching a "miniature equine show" in Tijuana with your parents
- Telling your child that Santa isn't real...and dealing with the emotional breakdown....once a week
If you couldn't tell...this is happening at the moment....what did some of you fine aviators do in this situation besides leave the crash pad? I've already had to do that once in 2011...thought I was beyond listening to the sound of someone who has obviously ingested two copulating hogs who somehow are doing it in the wrong hole...
Frustration....
- Eating used adult diapers
- Listening to Justin Beiber non-stop for the next 25 years
- Watching a "miniature equine show" in Tijuana with your parents
- Telling your child that Santa isn't real...and dealing with the emotional breakdown....once a week
If you couldn't tell...this is happening at the moment....what did some of you fine aviators do in this situation besides leave the crash pad? I've already had to do that once in 2011...thought I was beyond listening to the sound of someone who has obviously ingested two copulating hogs who somehow are doing it in the wrong hole...
Frustration....
01-02-2012, 09:20 PM
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Nice, yes....I would rather be doing that right now. Sleep is something I need....and this isn't working out. Might ask for another room tomorrow but I think the place is full.
How about this.....I would rather:
- Eat a 7-year-old Durian at a commercial dairy farm in Southern California.
Durian - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
- Gamble away my future kid's college fund on Tim Tebow
- Invest in American Airlines
- Take Kim Kardashian to Tiffany's and give her my Amex.
How about this.....I would rather:
- Eat a 7-year-old Durian at a commercial dairy farm in Southern California.
Durian - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
- Gamble away my future kid's college fund on Tim Tebow
- Invest in American Airlines
- Take Kim Kardashian to Tiffany's and give her my Amex.
01-02-2012, 09:52 PM
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(Random note: did you know that not all 24 hour fitness locations operate 24 hours? I had to find this out after taking Jack3d and needing a workout.....)
01-02-2012, 10:04 PM
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Okay...here's one I thought about from a 24 hour GSO overnight:
- I'd drink two 4 lokos and go "dancing" with the locals again.
- I'd accept money to "help a married couple realize their interracial dream" again.
- I'd drink Skim milk.....didn't want to go that far but thats what I'm reduced to at this point.
- I'd drink two 4 lokos and go "dancing" with the locals again.
- I'd accept money to "help a married couple realize their interracial dream" again.
- I'd drink Skim milk.....didn't want to go that far but thats what I'm reduced to at this point.
01-02-2012, 10:04 PM
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How about sitting in LAS waiting for a flight (right now) and watching a guy sneeze into his bare hand, look at it, shake it to the floor, look again, turn the corner and lick his fingers, grab the conveyor belt hand rail, go to his seat in the terminal, bend over and flash his harry ass to all in the area. No joke this all just happened and I unfortunately had to witness it. I'm sure he snores as well!!!!!..
01-02-2012, 10:05 PM
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How about sitting in LAS waiting for a flight (right now) and watching a guy sneeze into his bare hand, look at it, shake it to the floor, look again, turn the corner and lick his fingers, grab the conveyor belt hand rail, go to his seat in the terminal, bend over and flash his harry ass to all in the area. No joke this all just happened and I unfortunately had to witness it. I'm sure he snores as well!!!!!..
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