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gloopy 05-12-2012 07:49 AM


Originally Posted by SailorJerry (Post 1186722)
Always gotta have someone to pick on don't you? Enjoy your horribly embarrassing thread. I hope CNN finds this one. I'm sure they already have.

Breaking news! This just in! (that's what she said)

Come on, even on the slowest of news days, and even with the mass hysteria media's insane fixation on anything and everything aviation, even the most desperate reporter couldn't get this POS thread past the editor with the biggest rubber stamp in the office.

Rolf 05-12-2012 08:23 AM

And besides, all these stories are clearly untrue. Everybody knows that pilots like to tell tall tales and we are wayyy to cool to act like this in real life:cool:

DeadHead 05-12-2012 09:20 AM


Originally Posted by SailorJerry (Post 1186722)
Always gotta have someone to pick on don't you? Enjoy your horribly embarrassing thread. I hope CNN finds this one. I'm sure they already have.

Yeah, why don't you go head Ireport that champ.

http://ireport.cnn.com/
Here's the link, best of luck.

capncrunch 05-12-2012 10:17 AM


Originally Posted by SurferLucas (Post 1185585)
I saw a Compass crew in YVR not long ago...road the bus with us to the airport. FO had "DELTA CREW" tags. Not just one, but 2 on his bag...1 on his flight case...1 on his backpack.

Glad to know he fancies himself a mainline pilot...Bless his heart...

Probably the same type of guy that got aviator sunglasses and a leather bomber jacket after his introductory ride in a C152. I'll bet he's got Captain embroidered on something...

N9373M 05-12-2012 10:29 AM

Idiots that yell "GET IN THE HOLE" at PGA events - especially on par 4s and 5s. They should be removed from the premises.

etflies 05-12-2012 10:46 AM


Originally Posted by N9373M (Post 1186869)
Idiots that yell "GET IN THE HOLE" at PGA events - especially on par 4s and 5s. They should be removed from the premises.

Agreed! As if someone was unaware of the end goal for the sport.

That being said, I nominate myself for giggling when they scream that phrase.

Justdoinmyjob 05-12-2012 11:42 AM


Originally Posted by Mink (Post 1186763)
Who does Number Two work for?:eek:

http://cdn.allleftturns.com/www/site...tin-Powers.jpg

xjsaab 05-12-2012 02:22 PM


Originally Posted by johnso29 (Post 1186714)
How do you even know SurferLucas is a Mainline pilot? :confused:

It's a vent to mainline pilots in general. But back to the thread at hand. My tool award goes to the lady who sat by beside me. At least 6 months prego with a lap child. The door hasn't even closed yet and she stands the little boy up on her knees. Rips down his pants and changes his diaper right there. Half way thru she looks over and says "hope you don't mind......" I love deadheading.

johnso29 05-12-2012 02:25 PM


Originally Posted by xjsaab (Post 1186968)
It's a vent to mainline pilots in general.

Of course. Just remember, it takes two to tango. ;)

freezingflyboy 05-12-2012 02:59 PM


Originally Posted by etflies (Post 1186880)
Agreed! As if someone was unaware of the end goal for the sport.

That being said, I nominate myself for giggling when they scream that phrase.

I giggled when I read it. That's what she said, anyone?:D


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