Smooth out those crinkles with some putty and you're good to go. Make it a watch-carry over item that never expires. Easy.

Somebody is rearry rearry in troubre.

I see what you did there...

I think the CA's name was Sum Ting Wong....

...or any supposedly professional airline pilot who wears a leather jacket, period.

And the older, fatter, and greyer the pilot, the "toolier" he looks wearing it.

Crew members who are disrespectful to fellow crew members......especially when they do it on an anonymous web board.....

Oh pulleez. Save the sensitivity crap for someplace else. IT'S A WEBBOARD! There's going to be heated debate. What do you expect us to post our personal info publicly?

If you can't take the heat of A PRO PILOT FORUM, isn't there a FA forum somewhere that's much more sensitive to "other people's feelings"?

"ASSumptions" are ridiculous. I'm not sensitive...just stating my OPINION that I don't like "men" who are so insecure in themselves they need to bash others. You can join the other "offended" posters who put me on their ignore list. Doesn't make a difference to me.

I'm willing to bet none of you have the balls to show your disdain for your FAs openly. Much better to do it here.

Someone has MY vote for tool of the day! Giggity Giggity You!!

That's cool---thanks for the vote! Technically, I prefer TOOL-ETTE. Feel free to utilize the ignore button too.:)