Airline Pilot Central Forums

Airline Pilot Central Forums (https://www.airlinepilotforums.com/)
-   Hangar Talk (https://www.airlinepilotforums.com/hangar-talk/)
-   -   Tool of the day (https://www.airlinepilotforums.com/hangar-talk/66729-tool-day.html)

SkyKing466 12-16-2012 01:59 PM

I like your blog, it's interesting to read. Most pilot blogs are lame because the guy writing them tries to make it seem all dangerous and dramatic (like that jet head guy or whatever.) I also like that you cover the travel aspect. Anyway, I say not a tool.. Keep up the good work!

LineHolder 12-16-2012 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by TheFly (Post 1312569)
The guy at the gas station who was washing his CAR with a squeegee. Tizool.

Their is a word for that. 'Chicano car wash'

80ktsClamp 12-16-2012 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by SeamusTheHound (Post 1312581)
What about this guy? I can't decide.

Ryan's Travels & Photos

At a quick glance, I like his taste. None of the god pilot stuff, just enjoying the journey and sights!

conquestdz 12-16-2012 03:04 PM

A whole page of posts about how not toolish someone is. What happened to this thread?

EMBFlyer 12-16-2012 03:21 PM


Originally Posted by SeamusTheHound (Post 1312581)
What about this guy? I can't decide.

Ryan's Travels & Photos

We'll see if he posts a fear-laden post about how DCA the most scariest, most dangerous, most awful place in the universe and every pilot should poop his pants if he even utters the letters and how on every flight the most important thing is fuel....stating that fuel needs to be checked, rechecked, more added, rechecked again, add more, bump non-revs, jumpseaters, revenue, rechecked some more, more added and then rechecked a final time and then still worry about it the whole flight. Until then, his stuff looks ok to me.

Blue 12-16-2012 03:26 PM


Originally Posted by conquestdz (Post 1313072)
A whole page of posts about how not toolish someone is. What happened to this thread?

Okay, thanks for deciding I'm not a tool! Since I haven't posted in two years on this forum, how about this: My wife has a female friend in Australia who's husband cheated on her (they have a newborn boy) and now he wants to just be friends while he brings home other women to the house. Forget raising the kid. His poor wife is devastated and she doesn't have the nerve to tell his or her parents, or to dump his ass. So, he continues to to go on like nothing ever happened, all while telling her that he doesn't love her anymore.

If I only had 5 minutes with that guy...

Blue 12-16-2012 03:31 PM


Originally Posted by EMBFlyer (Post 1313081)
We'll see if he posts a fear-laden post about how DCA the most scariest, most dangerous, most awful place in the universe and every pilot should poop his pants if he even utters the letters and how on every flight the most important thing is fuel....stating that fuel needs to be checked, rechecked, more added, rechecked again, add more, bump non-revs, jumpseaters, revenue, rechecked some more, more added and then rechecked a final time and then still worry about it the whole flight. Until then, his stuff looks ok to me.

Now that guy IS a tool. On a side note, we spent an extra 10 minutes running our performance numbers in LAS yesterday for our flight to BUR and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't give us any takeoff numbers. We finally found out - 3 knots of tailwind on runway 8 in BUR. Three knots!!

sidestep 12-16-2012 03:31 PM

I like your blog, blue! Good work!

Senior Skipper 12-16-2012 03:52 PM


Originally Posted by Blue (Post 1313085)
Okay, thanks for deciding I'm not a tool! Since I haven't posted in two years on this forum, how about this: My wife has a female friend in Australia who's husband cheated on her (they have a newborn boy) and now he wants to just be friends while he brings home other women to the house. Forget raising the kid. His poor wife is devastated and she doesn't have the nerve to tell his or her parents, or to dump his ass. So, he continues to to go on like nothing ever happened, all while telling her that he doesn't love her anymore.

If I only had 5 minutes with that guy...

Your wife's friend is a moron.

80ktsClamp 12-16-2012 04:53 PM


Originally Posted by Senior Skipper (Post 1313105)
Your wife's friend is a moron.

And the dude is definitely a tool.

NERD 12-16-2012 04:53 PM

Is she hot?



Originally Posted by Blue (Post 1313085)
Okay, thanks for deciding I'm not a tool! Since I haven't posted in two years on this forum, how about this: My wife has a female friend in Australia who's husband cheated on her (they have a newborn boy) and now he wants to just be friends while he brings home other women to the house. Forget raising the kid. His poor wife is devastated and she doesn't have the nerve to tell his or her parents, or to dump his ass. So, he continues to to go on like nothing ever happened, all while telling her that he doesn't love her anymore.

If I only had 5 minutes with that guy...


Blue 12-16-2012 05:10 PM


Originally Posted by NERD (Post 1313144)
Is she hot?

She's okay.

DirectTo 12-16-2012 05:14 PM


Originally Posted by Blue (Post 1313161)
She's okay.

A FedEx captain told me quite the stories about Australian women...

SeamusTheHound 12-16-2012 07:09 PM


Originally Posted by Blue (Post 1312841)
Yeah Seamus, why do you think I'm a tool? I'd like to know...

Actually, I didn't say either way.

I had a quick glance at your blog and was curious as to what others on this thread thought, since some of them may have put more time into reading your blog and therefore would have had more developed opinions than mine.

I still don't have an opinion either way; but you have to admit, there are SOME pilot blogs that are not much more than long, droning tomes full of "look how cool I am" stuff. Those blogs aren't about disseminating information - they are pedestals for tools to grandstand themselves. Good for you if yours isn't one of them.

By the way...your pictures are excellent.

Blue 12-17-2012 02:01 AM

Originally Posted by SeamusTheHound

..."but you have to admit, there are SOME pilot blogs that are not much more than long, droning tomes full of "look how cool I am" stuff. Those blogs aren't about disseminating information - they are pedestals for tools to grandstand themselves."

Very true. Mines more about photos taken on the road and experiences in new places. I could care less about the flying thing. There are some incredible things to see in this world. Except Fresno. :D

Blue

bigscrillywilli 12-17-2012 11:41 AM


Originally Posted by LineHolder (Post 1313053)
Their is a word for that. 'Chicano car wash'

People that don't know the difference between their, they're, and there.

ShyGuy 12-17-2012 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by bigscrillywilli (Post 1313568)
People that don't know the difference between their, they're, and there.

Their is no reason you need to flip out over they're on your computer.

mosteam3985 12-17-2012 06:19 PM


Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 1313579)
Their is no reason you need to flip out over they're on you're computer.


Fixed it for ya :D

bigscrillywilli 12-17-2012 07:30 PM


Originally Posted by mosteam3985 (Post 1313884)
Fixed it for ya :D

Zing! If you can't spell does that make you a looser?

buzzpat 12-17-2012 07:49 PM


Originally Posted by bigscrillywilli (Post 1313939)
Zing! If you can't spell does that make you a looser?

It's a start.

Mephesto 12-18-2012 03:46 AM

You guys are to funny.

ForeverFO 12-18-2012 04:56 AM


Originally Posted by bigscrillywilli (Post 1313939)
Zing! If you can't spell does that make you a looser?

Yes. Yes, it does. :p

Jughead 12-18-2012 05:22 AM


Originally Posted by ForeverFO (Post 1314068)
Yes. Yes, it does. :p

Their's a part of me that thinks your to gullible.

frankwasright 12-18-2012 05:50 AM

Pffft......Irregardless,for all intensive purposes,there point is mute.To funny...

ysslah 12-18-2012 06:10 AM

The captain I flew with earlier this week, who decided to save himself a few minuts when he gets to the hotel by brushing his teeth in flight. in the cockpit. We were on a CDO, but Christ, really?

trip 12-18-2012 06:43 AM


Originally Posted by ysslah (Post 1314109)
The captain I flew with earlier this week, who decided to save himself a few minuts when he gets to the hotel by brushing his teeth in flight. in the cockpit. We were on a CDO, but Christ, really?


What a dirtbag! CDO.Stand-up.Highspeed whatever you call them those crews get real weird real fast.

DeadHead 12-18-2012 06:46 AM


Originally Posted by ysslah (Post 1314109)
The captain I flew with earlier this week, who decided to save himself a few minuts when he gets to the hotel by brushing his teeth in flight. in the cockpit. We were on a CDO, but Christ, really?

Or the guy who decides to finished getting dressed on the way to the airport (i.e. tie, epaulettes, wings), and coincidentally enough ends up forget his company id on one day and his cell phone on another day. Both times the hotel shuttle had to come back and get him.

No worries champ, I'll get the walkaround, interior, and load the box for ya. :rolleyes:

teddyballgame 12-18-2012 09:55 AM


Originally Posted by ysslah (Post 1314109)
The captain I flew with earlier this week, who decided to save himself a few minuts when he gets to the hotel by brushing his teeth in flight. in the cockpit. We were on a CDO, but Christ, really?


On the other end of that spectrum, we were on a 28-hr. West Coast layover many years ago.

During sign-in at the hotel, when the captain announced what the van time would be the next afternoon, one of the F/A's began whining about why we had to leave the hotel so early, and couldn't we leave 20 minutes later?

On a 28-hr. layover.

Sink r8 12-19-2012 05:33 AM


Originally Posted by conquestdz (Post 1313072)
A whole page of posts about how not toolish someone is. What happened to this thread?

Ok, fine: conquestdz.:)

Sink r8 12-19-2012 05:39 AM

Actually, you're ALL a bunch of tools on this thread, checking religiously to see if anyone else is more of a tool than you. You all think you're Snow White, but you're actually the evil stepmother: "...tool thread, APC tool thread on the web, who is the least toolish of them all?"

Of course, you may be tools, but you're my favorite bunch of tools.

And me, I'm just here as the one and only neutral observer, of course.

Happy Holidays, tools!

DYNASTY HVY 12-19-2012 06:08 PM

NASA for allowing themselves to get sucked into that Mayan Apocalypse prediction nonsense by producing a video.
Hate to slam them but have they nothing else better to do with taxpayer money ?
I guess a lot of people forgot about the bust that was Y2K .

FmrFreightDog 12-19-2012 07:02 PM


Originally Posted by DYNASTY HVY (Post 1315360)
NASA for allowing themselves to get sucked into that Mayan Apocalypse prediction nonsense by producing a video.
Hate to slam them but have they nothing else better to do with taxpayer money ?
I guess a lot of people forgot about the bust that was Y2K .

Actually, no... they probably don't since the space program is being systematically dismantled.

captjns 12-19-2012 10:34 PM


Originally Posted by DYNASTY HVY (Post 1315360)
NASA for allowing themselves to get sucked into that Mayan Apocalypse prediction nonsense by producing a video.
Hate to slam them but have they nothing else better to do with taxpayer money ?
I guess a lot of people forgot about the bust that was Y2K .

NASA should have used the money to create better adult diapers jealous spouses who enjoy those long distance drives.

Captain Bligh 12-20-2012 04:30 AM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1299291)
Tom Wilson, "Biff" from Back to the Future, has been asked the same questions so many times that he has a card he hands to people. Maybe we need to do the same? :D

http://www.giantfreakinrobot.com/wp-...727at844-1.png

Dude, I can't believe you were such a tool that you bothered "Biff" to the point that he had to give you one of his cards... :)

DeadHead 12-20-2012 05:00 AM


Originally Posted by Sink r8 (Post 1314885)
Actually, you're ALL a bunch of tools on this thread, checking religiously to see if anyone else is more of a tool than you. You all think you're Snow White, but you're actually the evil stepmother: "...tool thread, APC tool thread on the web, who is the least toolish of them all?"

Of course, you may be tools, but you're my favorite bunch of tools.

And me, I'm just here as the one and only neutral observer, of course.

Happy Holidays, tools!

Without this thread how would I know if I am being a tool or not?:confused:

I like to think of this thread as spreading tool-awareness.

Sink r8 12-20-2012 06:19 AM


Originally Posted by DeadHead (Post 1315554)
I like to think of this thread as spreading tool-awareness.

I just like to think of this thread.

Comes in so handy, to visualize it when you're flying with a guy that's all bent out of shape because they just ran out of cognac in the back. Or if I reach into my bag for my Spiderman toothbrush and Colgate Total (for a total tool).

It also spreads tool-self-awareness, in that case.

DeadHead 12-20-2012 08:38 AM


Originally Posted by Sink r8 (Post 1315586)
I just like to think of this thread.

Comes in so handy, to visualize it when you're flying with a guy that's all bent out of shape because they just ran out of cognac in the back. Or if I reach into my bag for my Spiderman toothbrush and Colgate Total (for a total tool).

It also spreads tool-self-awareness, in that case.

What, No cognac in the back :eek: well at least they still have breadsticks.

mike734 12-20-2012 10:48 AM

Showed up to the jet yesterday. Just missed the crew. The captain left his O2 mask out, a half full water bottle on the floor where my crew bag goes, and a full trash bag overflowing with coffee cups. Nice! Thanks tool, I'll clean up after you.

gearcrankr 12-20-2012 11:05 AM


Originally Posted by mike734 (Post 1315777)
Showed up to the jet yesterday. Just missed the crew. The captain left his O2 mask out, a half full water bottle on the floor where my crew bag goes, and a full trash bag overflowing with coffee cups. Nice! Thanks tool, I'll clean up after you.

Thats always a nice touch, having to clean up some ones mess. My favorite is the bottles of chew spit.

DYNASTY HVY 12-21-2012 02:43 AM


Originally Posted by FmrFreightDog (Post 1315415)
Actually, no... they probably don't since the space program is being systematically dismantled.

JFK must be rolling around in his grave .


All times are GMT -8. The time now is 04:09 PM.


Website Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands