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Old 09-13-2013 | 02:38 PM
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Joe has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now?
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Old 09-13-2013 | 03:44 PM
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Diabetes. Joe has diabetes.
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Old 09-13-2013 | 03:47 PM
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If he's young, he has serious acne.
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Old 09-13-2013 | 03:53 PM
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From Associated Press:

HELSINKI — Would you board flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th?

For superstitious travelers that might be tempting fate. But Finnair passengers on AY666 to Helsinki — which has the 3 letter designation HEL — don't seem too bothered. Friday's flight is almost full.

Finnair pilot Juha-Pekka Keidasto, who will fly the flight from Copenhagen to Helsinki, says "it has been quite a joke among the pilots."

Friday the 13th is considered bad luck in many countries and the number 666 also has negative biblical associations.

Some airlines take these fears seriously and don't have seat row 13 on board. However, the negative connotations of Friday the 13th are a relatively new phenomenon for northern Europeans and Finnair keeps row 13.
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Joe has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now?
.one hell of a sugar high ?
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Old 09-13-2013 | 04:32 PM
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One hell of a stomach ache.
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Old 09-14-2013 | 08:00 AM
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I don't think Joe has a girlfriend.
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Old 09-14-2013 | 08:08 AM
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Joe has one helluva sweet tooth with lots of cavities to go along with it. (Joe also owns a lot of shares of Hershey Brands, Inc.----if he's smart!)
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