I've seen Russian porn in a crash pad that was so bad it made sailors nauseous.

I'll bet "the crashpad with the red door" in Kew Gardens/JFK could top it.

Crashpad, boooring

Rampant urination on people, wwf matches, parties with the frat house next door, pool parties, band practice, toliets and tvs laying in yard and hallways, red stained sheets, streaking, 1 or 2 babies were made, pretty sure police were involved atl east a handful of times, rooms by the hour, "prision gym/sex room" and plastic rubber toys for insertion laying in the showers daily/weekly. hahaha

Good to know you guys are properly rested.

Do the rent by the week? Sounds like a good vacation.

(All except the babies, but then I shoot blanks)

Im sure it could be done ! Since babydash (commuteair), xjt, and mainline moved in it calmed down, a tad. haha

It's more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH619vxtNdo

American pie!! This one time at bandcamp.... - YouTube