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Old 01-11-2018, 02:52 PM
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Love this guy- Thanks HTP
Oldie but a goodie
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Old 01-11-2018, 04:07 PM
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This lesson is not only hard to learn. But nearly impossible to teach. But once mastered. Oh the show.

Fo: you want me to....
Ca: nope
Fo: but
Ca: already did
Fo: we
Ca: no sir
Fo: what about
Ca: no.... just sit there. It’ll happen, when it happens.
Fo: so...
Ca: here’s $20 go get coffee for the crew or something we’re gonna need it.
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Old 01-11-2018, 07:56 PM
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This lesson is not only hard to learn. But nearly impossible to teach. But once mastered. Oh the show.

Fo: you want me to....
Ca: nope
Fo: but
Ca: already did
Fo: we
Ca: no sir
Fo: what about
Ca: no.... just sit there. It’ll happen, when it happens.
Fo: so...
Ca: here’s $20 go get coffee for the crew or something we’re gonna need it.
LOL.

I have this exact conversation every pairing now.
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Old 01-12-2018, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by CaptCoolHand View Post
This lesson is not only hard to learn. But nearly impossible to teach. But once mastered. Oh the show.

Fo: you want me to....
Ca: nope
Fo: but
Ca: already did
Fo: we
Ca: no sir
Fo: what about
Ca: no.... just sit there. It’ll happen, when it happens.
Fo: so...
Ca: here’s $20 go get coffee for the crew or something we’re gonna need it.
Should I learn this script for upgrade?
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Old 01-12-2018, 01:21 PM
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Should I learn this script for upgrade?
Maybe, congrats. Here’s some unsolicited advice .... if you ever get out of your seat other than to use the lav, you’re doing it wrong. If it’s important they will come to you and you tell them what they will do.
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Old 01-12-2018, 01:59 PM
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Maybe, congrats. Here’s some unsolicited advice .... if you ever get out of your seat other than to use the lav, you’re doing it wrong. If it’s important they will come to you and you tell them what they will do.
Golden- thanks Aldo👍
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Old 01-12-2018, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Bozo the pilot View Post
Should I learn this script for upgrade?
Just say no.
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