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Bluedriver 03-01-2019 05:25 AM

April 10th party.
 
Handing out unlimited Culture Coupons/Virtual Profit Sharing IOUs printed on recycled paper made from ground-up T5 Blue Potatoes printed in SDQ and shipped to NYC on a Virtual barge (13 hours behind schedule) powered by Blue Algae invented by a joint-venture between Blue Tech-Ventures + a Brooklyn Diversity Laboratory to celebrate 19.2 years of Blue-Turn Culture and the roll-out of Blue Basic Fares followed by an after party All-Hands bus ride to T5 to help with the potato harvest?

PasserOGas 03-01-2019 06:13 AM


Originally Posted by Bluedriver (Post 2772700)
Handing out unlimited Culture Coupons/Virtual Profit Sharing IOUs printed on recycled paper made from ground-up T5 Blue Potatoes printed in SDQ and shipped to NYC on a Virtual barge (13 hours behind schedule) powered by Blue Algae invented by a joint-venture between Blue Tech-Ventures + a Brooklyn Diversity Laboratory to celebrate 19.2 years of Blue-Turn Culture and the roll-out of Blue Basic Fares followed by an after party All-Hands bus ride to T5 to help with the potato harvest?

You win, Hyperboy will soon send you a link to apply for the secret "Director of Blue Puns and Propaganda" position.

aldonite7667 03-01-2019 06:22 AM


Originally Posted by Bluedriver (Post 2772700)
Handing out unlimited Culture Coupons/Virtual Profit Sharing IOUs printed on recycled paper made from ground-up T5 Blue Potatoes printed in SDQ and shipped to NYC on a Virtual barge (13 hours behind schedule) powered by Blue Algae invented by a joint-venture between Blue Tech-Ventures + a Brooklyn Diversity Laboratory to celebrate 19.2 years of Blue-Turn Culture and the roll-out of Blue Basic Fares followed by an after party All-Hands bus ride to T5 to help with the potato harvest?


Whooooo wants a mustache ride?!?

P-3Bubba 03-01-2019 06:53 AM

Extra RSA!!!

Speaking of RSA. I know a crew that was delayed into crew rest for today. They show for the delayed flight and guess what?? EPS’ed for another flight. The RSA’s flood out the door.

I’m half tempted to do the Speak Up Survey and unleash the Kracken.

-Bubs

PS-I’m still not enough of a man to moon the ELT at the Pocket Session

P-3Bubba 03-01-2019 06:55 AM

Is Bonni going to be at the “All Hands Banquet”?

You think they’ll pass out participation trophies?

-Bubs

PasserOGas 03-01-2019 07:44 AM

This may be legit. After party? Hmmm. Press claiming it's a Europe announcement. Hmmm.

If it is a Europe announcement it will most likely be a "free beer tomorrow" deal (ie years away), as we don't have any planes on property to fly it and still lack ETOPs.

Heck, SWA just got approval from the FAA to fly to Hawaii LAST WEEK! How long ago was that announced?How long do you think it would be before this basket case of a company would get approval to fly over the North Atlantic?

BeatNavy 03-01-2019 07:59 AM

Not sure if it was posted here, but the background of the announcement for the all hands is the same pattern as the London tube seats. If it isn’t a JFK-LHR announcement after all this fanfare, that would be hilarious (and sad).

seekingblue 03-01-2019 08:02 AM


Originally Posted by BeatNavy (Post 2772795)
Not sure if it was posted here, but the background of the announcement for the all hands is the same pattern as the London tube seats. If it isn’t a JFK-LHR announcement after all this fanfare, that would be hilarious (and sad).

I’ve been to optimistic with our announcements. I’ll take a wait and see approach with this one.

Bozo the pilot 03-01-2019 08:11 AM


Originally Posted by seekingblue (Post 2772797)
I’ve been to optimistic with our announcements. I’ll take a wait and see approach with this one.

Smart move- It could just be the announcement of a "Fish n Chips" eat up box.

PasserOGas 03-01-2019 08:39 AM


Originally Posted by BeatNavy (Post 2772795)
Not sure if it was posted here, but the background of the announcement for the all hands is the same pattern as the London tube seats. If it isn’t a JFK-LHR announcement after all this fanfare, that would be hilarious (and sad).

Just checked. You are correct. It's the London subway fabric. I wonder what routes we will be cutting to allow for this. Does this mean Robin is on the way out?


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