....Whats the worst/funniest PA message you have heard/given from a flight crew member?

"Attention! Attention! This is your captain speaking! That is all."

Certainly wasn't a female Capt.

on a flight from las vegas to reno on SWA the captain said we would be passing near area 51, and if anyone wanted to see it up close he would be willing to do a touch and go their. most people didn't understand what he meant, but I thought it was kind of funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pysnp6-PdOs

I was on a SWA flight and the pilot bounced it in and the FA said "Welcome to Manchester. Again and again and again."