Here are some truly interesting facts....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IH0lraX7Hmk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-knyUBbpgI

Crew van? Ehhhh.... 1:10 more describes my crew van experiences.

I imagine Marvin Gaye singing the title to this thread.

Please... Quickly...

Not a crew van story per se, but one time my FO and I were riding in a cab to the airport, and we were talking about relationships, as my wife and I had separated. The conversation took a surprising turn when the cab driver jumped in and told us a story about a time when his mama caught him enjoying carnal relations with the family cow. I was at a loss for words, but my FO egged him on and extracted some interesting details.

and yada yada yada, we were really tired the next day...

CA I was riding with the other day in the van was freaking out about his crypto. I mean, just panicking. "My Bitcoin has lost 30%! My dogecoin is down 20%! I can't deal with this ~!#$%!!!" To the point where I thought he was going to have to call off the trip.

Me: "Wow dude, I'm sorry to hear that. How down are you?"

CA: "Like two hundred grand!!"

Me: "Oh God. Uhh....I'm sorry. Wow. I mean...that's awful."

CA: "Well, at least it's just the simulation. If this was real I'd have jumped out of the hotel window."

Me: "I'm sorry...what?"

CA: "It's a trading sim I have. It's not real money. I simulate stuff before I trade it for real."

Me: "So....you lost $200K of pretend money? Like in The Sims?"

CA: "Yeah. It sucks. I'm so freaking out."

It's days like these I realize I REALLY need to get off my tail and get out of the regionals.

then it will be captains who lose actual money

Might as well just go to vegas, there will be cocktail waitresses showing cleavage and free drinks.

I would recommend that, yeah. It will better than you think, long as you have ten years or so left.

Wow. Did you roll your eyes, crack up laughing or a combination of both?