Originally Posted by CallmeEd (Post 65940)

I retired as a partner in a surgical practice and practiced as a pediatric maxillofacial surgeon after becoming a slave to managed care. To top things off, my wife of 23 years left me for one of our PAs and took a fair amount of resources with her. In my defense, I am an outstanding physician and trust me, if any of your children needed the surgery I performed, I am the guy you would want on the other end of the scalpel.

Originally Posted by Skygirl (Post 65975)

She's awesome, the dog is a she, not an "it". You think that I was going to let that arsehole have my dog, let alone the multi-million dollar home after putting up with his sh*t for 25 years? It's bad enough that he and his brainless golddigging Republican girlfriend let my son (who was a minor at the time) get drunk up at Tahoe in order to try to get him to like the stupid chick. Didn't work arsehole, he thinks she's phony and thinks she's ought to get off her ass and work like his mother does. I realize that she isn't bright enough to hold a position higher than Walmart greeter, but you should encourage her to get off her ass and work. By the way, your former PA is a sexual God in bed! We are having so much fun! :D

Originally Posted by animals (Post 66263)

Following up on FlyerJosh...
Oral & maxillofacial surgeons in the US are dentists by training, not physicians...
Or are you a DOUBLE-DOC?

Originally Posted by TonyC (Post 66220)

Thanks for the tip, Wild.


And welcome to the thread, Ladies. We haven't had this kind of entertainment since... well, since the famous posse thread. ;)

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Originally Posted by CallmeEd (Post 65950)

Perhaps aviation is not your calling?

Originally Posted by undflyboy06 (Post 66053)

What a a**hole. I'm really starting to get tired of him. I mean can you find anybody more ignorant and so full of himself. :mad:

Originally Posted by DaveP2 (Post 66281)

Flyboy,

I can! Remember this avatar?

Maybe our 'doctor' has a bad case of "Brown."

Dave

Originally Posted by CallmeEd

First of all, it was not my intention to insult anyboby or this profession.

Originally Posted by FredtheGnome (Post 66093)

Hmmm... doctor who owns his own citation... where have I seen this before?

Oh yeah, Atlantic City Municipal Airport/Bader Field.

http://airlinepilotcentral.com/web_v...060904136.html

And that was just a tailwind...

I wonder if I can get a part-time job as a plastic surgeon... How hard can it be to install a D-cup?

Originally Posted by JollyF15 (Post 65948)

Ed,
Sorry for all the sarcasm, but as you will find out---it comes with the territory. I'd be glad to support your very humble plee for assistance. Ofcourse, we would have to fly together in order for me to support an application you submit to my company. We are hiring 450 pilots next year, and I'm sure your resume will bode well. Just check the web site at Pilot.FedEx.Com and make sure you have all your tickets punched first. I'll make a deal with you Edwardo, if you don't puke on yourself during our flight together I'll see what I can do to make your dream a reality.