Attn: Current or Ex J31 drivers
12-24-2006, 06:02 PM
#1
Freightmama!
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Attn: Current or Ex J31 drivers
Ahhhh, the good ole days! Found this in some paperwork.
Jetstream Song
To the tune of Gilligan's Island:
Just sit right back and you'll hear our tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
We stuff 19 paying passengers
Aboard our tiny ship
No drinks, no stu, no cockpit door
Not a single luxury
Like Orville and Wilbur Wright
As primitive as can be
As primitive as can be
My armrest's broke, my back is shot
I have a second job
The engines are not making torque
I wish I flew the Saab
We wrote one up, the boss is mad
It's me he wants to fire
I should have stayed in dental school
The majors will not hire
The majors will not hire
The freon's out, the flows are bad
No yaw damper installed
The passengers are turning green
The new guy is appalled
The pressure spikes, the radar's shot
The brand new engine quit
I hope I live to tell the tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
Aboard our tiny ship!
Jetstream Song
To the tune of Gilligan's Island:
Just sit right back and you'll hear our tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
We stuff 19 paying passengers
Aboard our tiny ship
No drinks, no stu, no cockpit door
Not a single luxury
Like Orville and Wilbur Wright
As primitive as can be
As primitive as can be
My armrest's broke, my back is shot
I have a second job
The engines are not making torque
I wish I flew the Saab
We wrote one up, the boss is mad
It's me he wants to fire
I should have stayed in dental school
The majors will not hire
The majors will not hire
The freon's out, the flows are bad
No yaw damper installed
The passengers are turning green
The new guy is appalled
The pressure spikes, the radar's shot
The brand new engine quit
I hope I live to tell the tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
Aboard our tiny ship!
12-25-2006, 12:41 AM
#4
Nice lookin' tree, there!
Joined APC: Sep 2006
Position: MD-11, old man
Posts: 2,198
Originally Posted by Freightpuppy
Ahhhh, the good ole days! Found this in some paperwork.
Jetstream Song
To the tune of Gilligan's Island:
Just sit right back and you'll hear our tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
We stuff 19 paying passengers
Aboard our tiny ship
No drinks, no stu, no cockpit door
Not a single luxury
Like Orville and Wilbur Wright
As primitive as can be
As primitive as can be
My armrest's broke, my back is shot
I have a second job
The engines are not making torque
I wish I flew the Saab
We wrote one up, the boss is mad
It's me he wants to fire
I should have stayed in dental school
The majors will not hire
The majors will not hire
The freon's out, the flows are bad
No yaw damper installed
The passengers are turning green
The new guy is appalled
The pressure spikes, the radar's shot
The brand new engine quit
I hope I live to tell the tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
Aboard our tiny ship!
Jetstream Song
To the tune of Gilligan's Island:
Just sit right back and you'll hear our tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
We stuff 19 paying passengers
Aboard our tiny ship
No drinks, no stu, no cockpit door
Not a single luxury
Like Orville and Wilbur Wright
As primitive as can be
As primitive as can be
My armrest's broke, my back is shot
I have a second job
The engines are not making torque
I wish I flew the Saab
We wrote one up, the boss is mad
It's me he wants to fire
I should have stayed in dental school
The majors will not hire
The majors will not hire
The freon's out, the flows are bad
No yaw damper installed
The passengers are turning green
The new guy is appalled
The pressure spikes, the radar's shot
The brand new engine quit
I hope I live to tell the tale
Of a typical Jetstream trip
Aboard our tiny ship!
Merry Christmas everyone!fbh
12-25-2006, 05:18 AM
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Joined APC: Apr 2006
Position: B-737 CA
Posts: 53
I remember that being posted in the crew lounge years ago. The years have softened the memories of the mighty Jetstream.
Too bad today's aviators don't get to experience a machine like the Jetstream as their first airliner.
Too bad today's aviators don't get to experience a machine like the Jetstream as their first airliner.
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