That's funny

By the way I didn't say I didn't like to eat or didn't cr*p a lot, I just get tired of explaining to the fighter guys that their uniform isn't the same as a poopie suit. Food is very important to us, I had to divert over Afghanistan because our box nasties went past their four hr expiration.;)

No matter what you say, you still have to poop your pants like a baby :)

http://deltasix.game-files.net/memfi...vs/PitDump.WAV

You cr*p yourself ONE time and you never hear the end of it....

Never crapped myself (thank god), but pond crossings @ 8 hours a pop with the poopy suit on and fumbling with the jaws of death for 10 minutes at a time make you think twice if you really have to pi$$ or not. HOWEVER, I'd never trade those 10 minutes of a$$ pain any day of the week - flying fighters is about as good a time you can have with your drawers on.

Plenty of fighter guys at DAL, UAL, and SWA. Since DAL is doing the most hiring, seems like the majority of new hires over there these days are ex-military, with plenty of fighter representation.

And neither will anybody else who knows you. I've heard inflight crap stories about guys 10 or 15 years after the fact.

"Hey, you're in the squadron with xxxxxx, right?"

"You ever hear the story about the time he..."

Just had a dude sh*t himself in the jet in my squadron last night.

Thats funny Hacker, we had a guy recently do the same here. Definitely a call sign change. I'll save it to protect the innocent(or guilty). I've been flying around wondering, "how on earth would I manage that, I have I had to". Gumby I'm not but evidently it can be done.

Other than the audio clip I posted, I've never had anyone I know crap themselves in the jet. Funny to talk about, but I just thought it was an extremely rare occurrence. Guess I could be wrong!

Year ago i remember there being photos in base ops at George AFB of an F-4 back seater in-flight trying to take a "growler" in his helmet back. The guys must have been a contortionist of some sort. My crew and I laughed our A$$es off.

Lifter