How To Annoy The FAs
 

...i figured that a new thread dedicated to this matter would be more appropriate...so fire away and whatever you can think of/have heard of in regards to messing with em...

Turn the heat up..

Have to go back and use the bathroom on a flight from EWR to ALB!

If her name is Katherine, continually refer to her as Penelope over the P/A for all 4 days of a 4-day rotation.

Convince the passengers the FA was a member of some obscure Olympic team, like Pentathlon or Synchronized Swimming.

listen to them on the PA and when they get to the part about keeping the seat belt fastened until the captain has turned off the seat belt sign, right before they say it turn off the seatbelt sign.....it screws them up bad as they don't know what to say next.

then there is the fake rat in the overhead

I love saying the wrong city during the descent PA... "Ladies and gentleman we are about 22 minutes out of Kansas City..." when we are actually going to Boston or somewhere... immediately the FA gets "dinged" by most of the passengers concerned they got on the wrong airplane...

I thought it was funny... anyone?

Print some in-range paperwork from the ACARS printer and dont tear it off, open the printer and unroll about 6 feet of paper, write stupid things every foot or two, then feed the tip through the vent. Most of the FAs just grab and start walking down the aisle, which looks funny when you have 6feet of streaming paper :)

Ask for a cup of coffee. Say you like it black so they should fill it up all the way. When they ding you to open the door...hit some "Unexpected Turbulence" with the control yoke....

When the FA has the cabin prepared for takeoff she has to reach up and "ding" the flight deck. So for your announcement you say:

"Mary, I have been holding out way too long to ask you this. I really like you a lot, will you go out with me? If its a yes, please reach up and ring the flight deck."

Just be ready when you open the door after landing.