New Flight Attendant Pranks
 

Anyone got a list of Pranks to pull on new flight attendants?

Depends if you want your inflight meal or not :p

I've got some good ones that C-17 crews play on each other. I can't divulge that info on here so pm me if you want some ideas.

Inflight meal? What is that? You mean the Asian Chao I got during my last 20 minute turn and forgot in the galley?

There's a thread about this from a month ago, but my latest was when they're not looking substituting their Demo CD (I fly the ERJ, 1 flight attendant) with a Metallica CD.......priceless!!!

Start a Captain / FO disagreement (getting stronger by minute) over what type of electrical current (AC/DC) the vortex generators produce. Ask the FA to settle the argument by asking another flight crew.

Nice! I'm going to have to try that one.

Pretend to scoop an air sample of the cockpit air in a cup or jar or coffee tumbler and tell the FA to rush it down to the ground ops guy for analysis to be sure the air is within EPA standards for the flight.

As a former FA, I can tell you that I *never* fell for one of those...;) On the other hand...I sure had fun getting the pilots back! BWahahahahah! Can we say vaseline under the tiller?!

Enroute to aircraft, within earshot of the new FA, ask the FO what kind of landings he expect today since he is the landing pilot and you are the take off pilot. Have him exclaim, oh *******, crew scheduling screwed up and scheduled two Take off (and no landing) pilots on the same aircraft.

What are we going to do ??:eek: