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Randolph 07-13-2007 05:08 PM

Smokin FA's
 
Where can they be found among the regionals the most? Skywest and XJT?

SharkAir 07-13-2007 05:13 PM

I was going to say the ones that have been at Delta for 30 years, but you said regionals, so never mind.

Led Zep 07-13-2007 05:18 PM


Originally Posted by Randolph (Post 195159)
Where can they be found among the regionals the most? Skywest and XJT?

I've noticed that a large portion of the FA ranks are staffed by "tinkerbells".

HercDriver130 07-13-2007 05:28 PM

tinkerbells?

ERJ135 07-13-2007 05:32 PM

Some of the FA's at Eagle, I think are old enough to be my grandmother:( Though some are young and pretty hot.

HercDriver130 07-13-2007 05:35 PM

92-94....yes im old.... they were mostly 18-25...... i flew several months in mia back to back with a girl from Houston who was a UH Cheerleader, we did 6 RONs in Key West and 6 in Nassau on those lines.... with afternoon departures and boy she looked good in her bikini....LOL

JoeyMeatballs 07-13-2007 05:36 PM


Originally Posted by ERJ135 (Post 195180)
Some of the FA's at Eagle, I think are old enough to be my grandmother:( Though some are young and pretty hot.

Yeah I saw a hot Eagle girl in yyz a couple of weeks ago, I told her xjt was better she should come here hehe j/k..............CAL has the hottest F/A's

Led Zep 07-13-2007 05:39 PM


Originally Posted by HercDriver130 (Post 195174)
tinkerbells?

Dudes that skip through the aisle.

HercDriver130 07-13-2007 05:50 PM

LOL... yea we had them..... made sure i grabbed my water BEFORE the flight.

Bloodhound 07-13-2007 06:32 PM

It's not XJT. We've got the 3 G's.

Gays, Ghettos, and the Grannies - not that there is anything wrong with that.

SharkAir 07-13-2007 06:36 PM

Who doesn't love a good Seinfeld reference.

poor pilot 07-13-2007 06:36 PM

virgin...........nuff said as far as regionals go N/A for the most part. xjt please

Bloodhound 07-13-2007 06:55 PM


Originally Posted by SharkAir (Post 195239)
Who doesn't love a good Seinfeld reference.

Here's another one for ya':

XJT... Hot FA's? "Don't be ridiculous. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my refrigerator with my own blood." - Kramer

Slice 07-13-2007 06:58 PM


Originally Posted by HercDriver130 (Post 195174)
tinkerbells?

= GAY...........

ANPBird 07-13-2007 07:56 PM

All the Express Jet FA's that I saw overnighting in FAT at the Holiday Inn when I stayed there were older than my mom (She is retired by the way). Then again, I flew with a FA here at SkyWest last week that had a lisp so strong I could hardly understand him!

TXTECHKA 07-13-2007 08:13 PM

at chq the crj door stair holds 1000 lbs.....or 2 of our finest flight attendants

ghilis101 07-13-2007 08:15 PM

skywest has very hot FA's, ive seen a few good ones whenever i jumpseat on republic too

ExperimentalAB 07-13-2007 08:25 PM

All of my overnights (especially MKE for some reason?) that we shared with SkyWest crews were my favorite...cool Pilots and smokin' F/A's to boot!

SharkyBN584 07-13-2007 08:31 PM


Originally Posted by Bloodhound (Post 195235)
It's not XJT. We've got the 3 G's.

Gays, Ghettos, and the Grannies - not that there is anything wrong with that.

Ditto on RAH. I thought the 3 G's were a company joke...apparently I was wrong.

Spartan07 07-13-2007 10:42 PM

I'm pretty sure the only way you're going to see a smoking flight attendant is if the lav catches fire while she's relieving herself.

In all seriousness though, Hooters Airlines.

stinsonjr 07-14-2007 04:12 AM

I have heard Singapore girls are exceptional. Of course, out of the USA you can do things like give public beatings to FA's if they fail a weight check, etc.

garritto 07-14-2007 05:29 AM

I'm on a trip right now with a 25 year old smoking FA. Too bad she's married, and too bad she's only the second hot one i've seen in my 7 months at Comair

ExperimentalAB 07-14-2007 07:23 AM

Virgin Atlantic, ALL thew way! You can always tell when a Virgin Crew has shown up because every single head in the terminal - men, women, AND children, turns and follows them...it's amazing. ::sigh:: and in a perfect world, us Regional-bums could maybe enjoy the same thing ;-P

Roper92 07-14-2007 07:32 AM

"Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!" - Izzy Mandelbaum

N42ER 07-14-2007 11:59 AM

chasing a quick upgrade, hope of flow-thru, shiny jets.....now finally someone who is looking at an imporant reason to choosing the right regional.

Spooledup 07-14-2007 01:27 PM

I got hired at Comair in the mid 90's. Back then, they selected the flight attendants. It was done by someone that had an appreciation for the image of the airline and what our passengers saw. I'd say that 80% were what I'd consider very good looking.

Nowadays, they take what they can get because word is out that you're gone twice as much as a normal job, but at the same or less pay. The percentage is not just reversed, but an honest opinion is that we have 5-10% of our FA's that are very good looking.

We have something similar to the 3 G's here at Comair:

50/50/Gay = Over 50 / 50lbs overweight / Gay
<<<<<<<<<Not that there's anything wrong with that>>>>>>>>>

poor pilot 07-14-2007 02:54 PM


Originally Posted by Randolph (Post 195159)
Where can they be found among the regionals the most? Skywest and XJT?

They're all gone thats why we have porn under the armrest

Spartan07 07-14-2007 02:57 PM

Anyone know minimum/competitive mins for Exotic Flights? :D

ExperimentalAB 07-14-2007 03:11 PM

I won't lie to ya'll though - on day one of a four-day, I may meet the F/A and think eek! But by the end of day three or early day four, I'll tell ya even she's starting to look pretty good. HAHA...

kalyx522 07-14-2007 06:58 PM


Originally Posted by poor pilot (Post 195673)
They're all gone thats why we have porn under the armrest

uhm.. so u're telling me u guys didnt do the porn thing back when the FAs used to be hotter??

Octobersky 07-15-2007 08:21 AM

I see a ton of Smoking Flight Attendants in the Smoking Lounge. :cool:

stinsonjr 07-15-2007 08:30 AM


Originally Posted by ExperimentalAB (Post 195682)
I won't lie to ya'll though - on day one of a four-day, I may meet the F/A and think eek! But by the end of day three or early day four, I'll tell ya even she's starting to look pretty good. HAHA...

It is like Stokholm syndrom...except with chicks.

stinsonjr 07-15-2007 08:33 AM


Originally Posted by Spartan07 (Post 195674)
Anyone know minimum/competitive mins for Exotic Flights? :D

Was wondering the same thing. Also - at some point I want to be in ALPA, be involved, and have a meaningful career helping the industry, etc.

That said, I would absolutely do PFT for a deal with Exotic Flights...and I would not expect, or accept, any crap from any of you about this.

diamnd15 07-16-2007 01:47 PM

gotta go with skywest flew em today and gotta say very very nice

ANPBird 07-16-2007 09:18 PM


Originally Posted by poor pilot (Post 195673)
They're all gone thats why we have porn under the armrest

Don't forget to look on the backside of the pen holder or the back of the escape rope door or panels easily removable in the center counsel. That is where we keep it on the EMB120, if it hasn't already been scratched off!

undsioux1 07-16-2007 10:10 PM

also took a leg on a SkyWest CRJ-700 today, both the FAs AND the FO were smokin hot. That captain was pretty lucky

Roper92 07-22-2007 05:13 AM

CAL hands down, end of discussion, thread closed

Fugazi 07-22-2007 07:02 AM

Tinkerbells....that's funny. Smokin FAs huh? Maybe he meant "pole smokin" FAs.

Jbond006 07-22-2007 09:57 PM


Originally Posted by Bloodhound (Post 195235)
It's not XJT. We've got the 3 G's.

Gays, Ghettos, and the Grannies - not that there is anything wrong with that.

It's the 4 G's with Gigantic being the 4th.

FlyerJosh 07-23-2007 05:34 AM

My thought?

Who gives a **** what they look like? (Or if they're gay). I want somebody in back that can do their f'ing job and has a good attitude/personality. I want somebody that I can toss a beer back with on the overnight and have a good time with.

I don't really care what they look like (although it's certainly nice to have better looking female FAs) as long as they do their job well. I sure as hell am not going to sleep with one (I figure that if I can, so can the rest of the company). Plus there's just too many issues when you dip in the company pool... particularly if you end up breaking things off.


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