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Old 10-31-2007 | 06:11 AM
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I was really (really) bored and looking around this group on myspace called "wannabe airline pilots" and I came across a profile that was just begging to be reposted. The following is a direct cut and paste; I did not add capital letters or any punctuation.

Originally Posted by Male XJT FO .. yes he is gay as well
I am a fun loving big hearted person. I have worked hard my entire life to achieve great things and finally seeing the fruits of my efforts. 1st off I LOVE MY JOB! I am a first officer (airline pilot) for EXPRESSJET, the best airline in the world. They take great care of their pilots and treat their employees with the up most respect. I get TONS OF DAYS OFF a month (14-18) and pretty much can control my schedule the way I want it. When I do work I fly an ERJ145 regional jet, its the funnest airplane I have ever flown. It is a modern, fun, fast jet and is a DREAM to fly. I take great PRIDE transporting people hundreds sometimes thousands of miles to tons of destinations within the USA, plus Canada and Mexico. LAYOVERS are tons of fun, we stay in THE BEST hotels, most of the time we have LONG DOWNTOWN layovers. I have SO MUCH FUN on my layovers that is impossible to describe. We hit up the best bars and clubs in NORTH AMERICA, in BIG cities such as CHICAGO, ATLANTA, SF, MONTREAL, TORONTO and SMALLER cities such as SAVANNAH and AUSTIN. My COMMUTE to work is going from ORLANDO to NYC. I LOVE working out of THE 2ND BEST CITY ON EARTH. I love to party in NYC with all my friends (I lived in NYC for 18 YEARS). On my DAYS OFF I enjoy coming HOME to my CONDO. I love being a home owner, its the BEST! I worked hard saving up for years to buy the place and LOVE IT! I really enjoy DECORATING the place and having people over, yay for dinner parties. On my days off I love going out with MY FRIENDS to clubs and theme parks, malls and restaurants. I spend my days off like I'm on vacation. I do live in THE FUNNEST city on EARTH. The is always something fun 2 do here in O-town! I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND EVERYONE SPECIAL IN MY LIFE! THE puzzle of my life is complete,i found justin.

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Old 10-31-2007 | 06:15 AM
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I've never seen Saabrowski so excited and open.
Old 10-31-2007 | 06:15 AM
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Yeah first of all Newark is NOT New York. I know they sound the same when spoken quickly, but I don't care what CO says! And second NYC, IS the best city in the world! Who is this guy kidding?
Old 10-31-2007 | 06:16 AM
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ugggghhhhhh halfway through i was waiting for "..and i went to the best school ever. Embry Riddle!"
Old 10-31-2007 | 06:16 AM
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He is a riddle rat.. check the full profile
Old 10-31-2007 | 06:28 AM
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god, what the hell am I doing at Colgan.. I need to go work for the "best airline in the world" and see what it's ALL ABOUT!
Old 10-31-2007 | 06:31 AM
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oh yeah and it's small world! I was in a group project with this guy like 3 years ago.. seemed like a nice dude, I guess flying the funnest airplane for the funnest airline and living in the funnest condo in the funnest city will do this to you.
Old 10-31-2007 | 07:23 AM
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I swear I saw this guy in DTW the other day. Total Flamer
Old 10-31-2007 | 07:33 AM
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I could care less about his orientation but somebody needs to break the CAPS key on his computer.
Old 10-31-2007 | 08:39 AM
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I worked for Express for 9 years. I'm not sure what airline he was talking about. It was real fun to read though. I needed a good laugh.
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