That's What She Said!
#11
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I didn't say this, but it was one of those times when you wish you would have thought of it about 1 minute sooner.
Coming out of the alley way in LAX, we get cleared to taxi to 25R via the outer taxi way. It looked clear to the right when we exited. In LAX ground controls sometimes poor coordination, a UAL 757 appears, in that slightly nose low attitude that indicated he was on the brakes.
The ground controllers says 'United, give way to the RJ exiting the alley"
A female voices quips up "sure, it didn't look like he was gonna stop for us"
I wish I would have said something like;
"Well honey, plenty of guys already had to stop for you on your way to United"
Coming out of the alley way in LAX, we get cleared to taxi to 25R via the outer taxi way. It looked clear to the right when we exited. In LAX ground controls sometimes poor coordination, a UAL 757 appears, in that slightly nose low attitude that indicated he was on the brakes.
The ground controllers says 'United, give way to the RJ exiting the alley"
A female voices quips up "sure, it didn't look like he was gonna stop for us"
I wish I would have said something like;
"Well honey, plenty of guys already had to stop for you on your way to United"
#12
Funniest one I ever heard wasn't a comeback - just a radio call...
"Signature ramp, AirShuttle **** ready to push at - (pause) - where the f*ck are we again?"
There was complete silence on the frequency...
I was laughing for ten minutes.
"Signature ramp, AirShuttle **** ready to push at - (pause) - where the f*ck are we again?"
There was complete silence on the frequency...
I was laughing for ten minutes.
#13
http://www.airlinepilotforums.com/sh...st+thing+radio
Come on guys, don't start another one of these. Keep adding to the original
Come on guys, don't start another one of these. Keep adding to the original


