Funny Story: iPhone Equipped Passenger Takes On Flight Crew Over Weather
#12
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What he said. He's a line pilot with UAL. You couldn't pay me enough money in the world to get on and do that commercial. Mine would look more like:
"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"
"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"
#14
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Is he actually a real estate agent too? He's on Century 21 commercials as well wearing that AWEFUL bile colored jacket spouting off about how proud he is wearing it.
#15
What he said. He's a line pilot with UAL. You couldn't pay me enough money in the world to get on and do that commercial. Mine would look more like:
"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"
"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"
#17
"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"
#18
What he said. He's a line pilot with UAL. You couldn't pay me enough money in the world to get on and do that commercial. Mine would look more like:
"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"
"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"
#20
What he said. He's a line pilot with UAL. You couldn't pay me enough money in the world to get on and do that commercial. Mine would look more like:
"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"
"We were on a 2 hour ground hold in the penalty box, so with the engines shut down I whipped out my trusty Iphone. After downloading some internet porn and IMing friends from college, I watched three episodes of South Park from a website that republishes that kinda thing. About that time we found out the flight ended up cancelled due to crew rest so I used it to call the hotel before we taxiied in and got directions to the nearest bar. Thanks Apple!"
lol love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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