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Maybe Its just me but how many of you get irritated when someone says ""So have you always wanted to be a pilot?""

Some time I feel like answeing by saying well I wanted to be something else but I had to settle for this.. Oh and the classic one.. are you the pilot or copilot..

ok mini rant over

Well... I usually skirt the issue. I hate talking about it. I love what I do, but I hate talking about it. Too many questions. Some guys here say they work for Hotels.com! I love it!

Actually, I only considered being a pilot once I figured that the whole "contract killer" thing wouldn't work out.

and the professional thief thing only works if your name is Daniel Ocean

One of my favorites...."so do you have your license then?"

I feel your pain though man

Or......."oh, you fly one of those puddle-jumpers. So what is your route?"

I tell most people that I am in the "Blue-Man Group". Makes for an interesting conversation.

"Are you a pilot?" No I like to pretend its Halloween!

Naaaaaa.......but when I grow up.............

I like this and I think I am going to use it from now on..

"So how long have you been flying?"

About two and a half weeks, and they already have me flying passengers.

I got this one last week....

"Is that a real pilot uniform" No, am the newest member of Village People.