Seriously?
 

Those are insane. I didn't know they let people that stupid walk around unsupervised.

I always love after a long leg during a quick turn and the plane is all boarded up when you make your way to the back of the aircraft to "relieve" yourself and you get all these blank stares. It's almost as if they are shocked that you are using the lav as if there is no way pilots have bodily functions. I almost feel like saying "Yeah!! Pilots are human and gotta pee too." Kind of reminds me of looking into a stall full of goats, just staring at you like they have never seen a human before.

When I was jumpseating back to work, I boarded first because I wanted to introduce myself to the crew. I took my seat and they started boarding the passengers. One of the passengers asked me, "Aren't you supposed to be in the front of the plane?" I told her that the FAA was doing an experiment on psycho-kinetic energy and I was flying the plane using the power of my mind.

:cool:

PoK

For starters, understand if you're standing within 5' of a gate, you're instantly a gate agent....

While waiting at the gate with the rest of my crew, a woman comes up and asks, "Is this the gate for flight 3833 to Pensacola?" I turn around, look at the big screen that says "Gate B15: AA 3833 - PENSACOLA, FL" in 6" high BOLD letters, and say, "Uh, yes ma'am, it is." Then she asks, "Oh ok have we began boarding yet?" I (in a very obvious manner) look at the closed jet bridge door beneath the "B15" sign, look outside at the empty ramp, look at the other 46 or so passengers patiently waiting, and say, "No, ma'am, but we will start shortly after the plane arrives." "Ok thank you!"

If this doesn't happen 3 times a week it happens a hundred.

I get this everytime I commute to work! "Hey your going the wrong way, the cockpit is up there sir!" as I am walking through the cabin with my bags and ticket in hand trying to get to my seat. I just smile, laugh, and keep going! Sorry I don't work for American Airlines, but the traveling public dosen't know the difference as we all do!

Flight attendant at Comair to an FO friend of mine "wait your a first officer, I thought you were a co pilot, so are you like some sort of police officer?"

Several years ago while S/O on a -10, LAX-HNL.....

Pax: "Do they take American money in Hawaii"?

I almost bit through my cheeck.

"No, they use the Euro over there"

its one thing when the passengers are that dumb but the FA thats scary

Flight attendant at Comair to an FO friend of mine "wait your a first officer, I thought you were a co pilot, so are you like some sort of police officer?"


"Yes, and I'm here to frisk you............"