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My favorite was two non-revs making it to the mile high club then taking a smoke afterwards, in the aft lav. I wasn't deadheading on the connection carrier, I was on mainline. Heard and smelled everything. The F/As were ****ed. When being confronted about it, numb nuts threatens the head F/A.
On the ground, numb nuts tries to sneak off with the rest of the pax despite being instructed to remain in place. Them Feds can move when they're ****ed and itching for action (an earlier flight had diverted into the airport thus FBI was already there). Sheer entertainment! |
Originally Posted by RuttR
(Post 428831)
Anyways, he said, "if you ever need to take a $h1t make sure you hold on to your di<k. Because one time i let it lay the bowl. Not before long i started having a burning sensation along with some discharge. So i went to the doctor and the doc said i had the equivalent to a womans yeast infection."
Explain THAT to your wife:D:D:D |
This thread is turning into a classic. I am voting 5 stars.
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Originally Posted by fit29
(Post 428035)
At least it wasnt a BE1900:D
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Originally Posted by Flyboydan
(Post 429217)
There was a skyway 1900D flight from MKE to STL and after about 30 mins into the flight (1.5hr flight total length) a female passenger walked up front and crapped right next to the cabin door, then covered it with a magazine. Pilots didn't know until shutdown.
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one time the FA called us to inform as that two "butch" looking women went into the lav. together. we almost vomited.
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We had a male FA who was definitely not heterosexual, if you get my drift. He really, really did not like having to serve coffee to the pilots. Anyway, we had a LEO onboard and he failed to inform the captain. The captain chewed some butt at the end of the leg when he found out. The FA went into his freaked-out sister routine (head bobbing, hand waving, etc). When he'd finished his tirade, I asked "Is it a bad time to ask for a refill on my coffee?" Needless to say, he stormed off the airplane. I didn't get my refill.
Stetson20 |
Originally Posted by Stetson20
(Post 429541)
Anyway, we had a LEO onboard and he failed to inform the captain.
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Originally Posted by Senior Skipper
(Post 429764)
LEO?
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Originally Posted by RuttR
(Post 428831)
Anyways, he said, "if you ever need to take a $h1t make sure you hold on to your di<k. Because one time i let it lay the bowl. Not before long i started having a burning sensation along with some discharge.
What kind of manfool would let his gear hang down and touch ANYTHING in, around, or near a public toilet? Are you sure he didn't get it from some nasty wildbush Pinnacle treehugger F/A and later convinced himself he got it from a dirty toilet? :confused: |
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