Smurf Police
 

So went through security this weekend in Chicago. Saw the new TSA uniforms. The smurf police are already power tripping. They wouldn't let me through security cause I had more than 3 ounces of liquid on my bag. Jerks!

did you tell them to frig off and ask for a super?

Were you in uniform?

How on earth did they quantify the amount of liquid on your bag?

And was it really liquid? or more of a gel?

Or could it have been a turkey sandwich.?

there is no such thing as terrorism. its a heightened security for a false threat.

There are relatives of around 3000 people who died on 9/11 who'd disagree. You're out of line. We don't need this crap on here.

What he said ^^^^^^^^^

avi8tor, did they have badges and guns to go with their cool new uniforms?

Anyone know where on TSA's website can you find the regs for CREW members? Figured I will print out the part about CREW members and leave it in my rollerboard.

Yeah, bro... Totally. And 9/11 was masterminded by the U.S. Government using top secret laser guided bombs shaped like airplanes.

The truth is out there! :p