Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1356223)

Your**

Originally Posted by lolwut (Post 1356342)

No it didnt. But yours obviously came with a "hater" button.

Originally Posted by FlugzeugVW (Post 1356545)

Can anyone TL;DR?

Originally Posted by Senior Skipper (Post 1356551)

Since when is being English proficient the same as hating? YOU aRE English proficient, right? If it "didnt" come with one, you should call and get a refund.

Originally Posted by StrikeTime (Post 1356145)

I never knew my dad. Forget my mom, she threw me out of the house before I was even 13. Then she has the gall to try and keep in touch with me after that. Granted my life living with her was crappy too. I had one friend growing up, the only other kid in town. My entire childhood with him was spent getting the crap kicked out of myself and then listening to him tell me how worthless I was. Not like I had a choice though, there was only nine freaking people in the town. I kid you not. So I didn't miss the place, but after leaving I spent my entire adolescence wandering the country from town to town.

My only friend at the time was an Asian guy in his mid-thirties who only hung around with me since he thought I'd get him laid. When I first met the guy we got in a huge brawl and he almost killed my pet, a tiny rodent I carried with me. Only after I beat him did he want to have anything to do with me. There was a perk though, this cute red headed girl that started hanging around. She was some kind of a sadist though, she liked to beat me up and talk about water and crap. I think she was a little crazy, but hey, aren't we all?

Well some of us are a little loony, but the bane of my freaking existence was this loony as balls adult couple. They where one of those kinds that dresses alike and finishes each others sentences. Then they had this crazy cat with them too, the stupid thing would not shut up. Let alone the freaking thing always tried to like steal my pet rat and eat it. Damn thing needed a good boot to the face.

I got to see a lot of crazy places, which was nice, but it was an episode after episode to get anywhere.
farking weird, I spent the time traveling from town to town getting in fights with kids and adults. The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a pokeman master.

OP, I can relate to you. We have a lot in common.

Originally Posted by CaptainCarl (Post 1356553)

Done and done.

Originally Posted by 680crewchief (Post 1356568)

I think CaptainCarl is one of my new favorite human beings.

Originally Posted by pitch mode (Post 1355776)

RWY16 How do you get a.gif as your avatar?