Mod Note:

It is now 1514 in Seattle. Thread was started at 1223.

Thread got out of hand real fast and it must be an APC record for the OP to be banned just as fast.

I am starting on my road trip tomorrow and won't be watching over all of you except at rest areas along I-90. Please try to control yourselves; don't give the other moderators the heartache, I mean, heartburn you give me.