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ross9238 06-05-2013 09:22 AM


Originally Posted by DashTrash (Post 1422357)
The 170/175 was designed so that 500 hour, third world trained pilots don't kill themselves.

Really??? Your post would've been better without this comment. The same 500 hour guys are also probably in the right seat of 777,787, A330/340, A320 or 737. I am also glad to know that you were part of the engineering team who put the glorious E-170 together and that was the purpose behind the E-170. :rolleyes:

ShyGuy 06-05-2013 09:35 AM


Originally Posted by Airway (Post 1422382)
FLYING magazine is a popular magazine that isn't just read by private pilots and kiddies with aspirations. It has a huge readership. This is precisely why your article was so damaging to the piloting profession, MY profession, which is already demeaned enough. We have enough misinformation spread over our profession, and then we have a "fellow aviator" decided to spread it some more. I can't tell you how many times I've had people say "well the autopilot just does everything anyways, doesn't it?" What you forgot is that after so many years, we have become so proficient that everyday operations are easy. Just like anything else. But you remember how easy it is to screw up when you go into recurrent. After hundreds of hand surgeries, I'm sure it's easy too. I once had a doctor explain that arthroscopic knee surgery is so easy it's like playing a video game! He'd done thousands of them. It became easy. And that's why he was worth what he charged. But telling me what he did kind of hurt the image of his skills. It was bad PR.

I spend a lot of time explaining to people that "autopilot" is a terrible word to describe the system. That it is NOT a pilot, it is solely a flight control manipulator that takes direct input from a PILOT, that I can command the damned thing to do whatever I want it to do, and it's sole reason for existence is to ease workload because we have so many other tasks to accomplish on any given flight, especially during the departure and arrival phases. I had one guy (a physician) at a friend's dinner party tell me he thought we just press an autopilot button and then sit back and let it do it's thing.

The biggest problem with aviation is that so many pilots have such poor PR skills and are so socially inept that they don't understand other people. Sometimes we don't understand the consequences of what we say. When you write an article about flying for an airline, you don't just have an opportunity to improve our image and fix some misconceptions, you have a duty to your peers not to do what you did. It's also a mark of maturity.

Telling the world through one of the most popular aviation magazines on the planet that our jobs can be condensed to being bored and autopilot and autothrottles is a perfect example of the social ineptitude that plagues this profession. Furthermore, it's not even TRUE! It's so far removed from the truth, that it's an insult to pilots all over the world. This kind of damage can't be easily fixed. And this sentiment is not only shared by a lot of people on this thread, I guarantee you that the majority of airline pilots who read this article will be thinking the same thing: "Oh GREAT".

You write it off as "self-effacement" in your reply...but remember that you were describing an entire profession to the world. You were an un-chosen and (obviously) unwitting representative of all of us in that article. You didn't just efface yourself. You effaced all of us.

Thanks, guy.

.......... +1

JungleBus 06-05-2013 09:45 AM

Had another longish response typed out but not really worth the effort. If I'm going to write in a national publication, I'm going to get jumped over no matter what I write. Either I'm cheapening the profession by making cruise flight on a good-weather day sound easy, or I'm an arrogant prick with a hero complex by making it sound harder than it is. Either way, there are a lot of egos in this business, and I'm inevitably going to bruise some fragile ones by merely supposing myself an able candidate to write about life as a regional pilot in a major magazine.

JungleBus 06-05-2013 09:56 AM


Originally Posted by Airway (Post 1422382)
Telling the world through one of the most popular aviation magazines on the planet that our jobs can be condensed to being bored and autopilot and autothrottles is a perfect example of the social ineptitude that plagues this profession.

Wanna know how I know you didn't read the whole article? That or you're being disingenuous for cheap points. Thanks, guy. :rolleyes:

USMCFLYR 06-05-2013 10:08 AM


Originally Posted by JungleBus (Post 1422533)
Had another longish response typed out but not really worth the effort. If I'm going to write in a national publication, I'm going to get jumped over no matter what I write. Either I'm cheapening the profession by making cruise flight on a good-weather day sound easy, or I'm an arrogant prick with a hero complex by making it sound harder than it is. Either way, there are a lot of egos in this business, and I'm inevitably going to bruise some fragile ones by merely supposing myself an able candidate to write about life as a regional pilot in a major magazine.

:D
Some people don't like the Harry Potter books either JungleBus!!


JK Rowling:
The popularity of the Harry Potter series has translated into substantial financial success for Rowling, her publishers, and other Harry Potter related license holders. This success has made Rowling the first and thus far only billionaire author.[82] The books have sold more than 400 million copies worldwide and have also given rise to the popular film adaptations produced by Warner Bros., all of which have been highly successful in their own right.[4][83] The films have in turn spawned eight video games and have led to the licensing of more than 400 additional Harry Potter products (including an iPod). The Harry Potter brand has been estimated to be worth as much as $15 billion.[11]
I've never read them myself - but it just goes to show that you can't please everyone!

ShyGuy 06-05-2013 10:08 AM

Jungle, I checked out your blog. Wasn't too bad! :)

I would MUCH rather have read your blog entry (last 30 seconds) about the Colgan crash as opposed to Les Abend's article where he personally name calls the dead CA and FO. Totally unnecessary. Then he goes on talking about experience and how he interviewed at Braniff with only 1100 hrs and as a 21 year old kid. He didn't get the job, but then he said an inner voice told him that he wasn't ready. That's BS, he interviewed because he wanted the job but didn't get it. Had he been hired, no way would he have told his recruiter, "sorry I'm not ready." He would accepted the first available class date.

Your Colgan article was subjective, his was judgemental. This is one case I would rather have seen your article in the 'Jumpseat' column.

JungleBus 06-05-2013 10:25 AM


Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 1422556)
Jungle, I checked out your blog. Wasn't too bad! :)

I would MUCH rather have read your blog entry (last 30 seconds) about the Colgan crash....

Thanks for the kudos. :)

I personally enjoy reading Les' column, although many of his takes on the industry are different than mine, as you might expect between a baby-boomer 777 check airman and a gen-Y regional guy. It's an interesting window into a world rather different than mine. I don't recall his specific article about CJC3407, so I won't debate that. But going a bit off-topic, I did a whole series of posts on the Colgan crash, not just the one you referenced, that you might find interesting. I think they're some of the best writing on the blog. They were all done in May 2009, in the middle of the NTSB hearings. Here's a link to May's postings, start at the bottom. The CJC3407 posts are:

Canary in the Coal Mine
Thirty Seconds of Silence
Thirty Seconds of Confusion
Thirty Minutes of Distraction
Thirty Years of Outsourcing Safety

satpak77 06-05-2013 10:27 AM


Originally Posted by Airway (Post 1422382)
FLYING magazine is a popular magazine that isn't just read by private pilots and kiddies with aspirations. It has a huge readership. This is precisely why your article was so damaging to the piloting profession, MY profession, which is already demeaned enough. We have enough misinformation spread over our profession, and then we have a "fellow aviator" decided to spread it some more. I can't tell you how many times I've had people say "well the autopilot just does everything anyways, doesn't it?" What you forgot is that after so many years, we have become so proficient that everyday operations are easy. Just like anything else. But you remember how easy it is to screw up when you go into recurrent. After hundreds of hand surgeries, I'm sure it's easy too. I once had a doctor explain that arthroscopic knee surgery is so easy it's like playing a video game! He'd done thousands of them. It became easy. And that's why he was worth what he charged. But telling me what he did kind of hurt the image of his skills. It was bad PR.

I spend a lot of time explaining to people that "autopilot" is a terrible word to describe the system. That it is NOT a pilot, it is solely a flight control manipulator that takes direct input from a PILOT, that I can command the damned thing to do whatever I want it to do, and it's sole reason for existence is to ease workload because we have so many other tasks to accomplish on any given flight, especially during the departure and arrival phases. I had one guy (a physician) at a friend's dinner party tell me he thought we just press an autopilot button and then sit back and let it do it's thing.

The biggest problem with aviation is that so many pilots have such poor PR skills and are so socially inept that they don't understand other people. Sometimes we don't understand the consequences of what we say. When you write an article about flying for an airline, you don't just have an opportunity to improve our image and fix some misconceptions, you have a duty to your peers not to do what you did. It's also a mark of maturity.

Telling the world through one of the most popular aviation magazines on the planet that our jobs can be condensed to being bored and autopilot and autothrottles is a perfect example of the social ineptitude that plagues this profession. Furthermore, it's not even TRUE! It's so far removed from the truth, that it's an insult to pilots all over the world. This kind of damage can't be easily fixed. And this sentiment is not only shared by a lot of people on this thread, I guarantee you that the majority of airline pilots who read this article will be thinking the same thing: "Oh GREAT".

You write it off as "self-effacement" in your reply...but remember that you were describing an entire profession to the world. You were an un-chosen and (obviously) unwitting representative of all of us in that article. You didn't just efface yourself. You effaced all of us.

Thanks, guy.

UH, lay off the dark roast bro. Its gonna be ok.

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ShyGuy 06-05-2013 10:32 AM


Originally Posted by JungleBus (Post 1422575)
Thanks for the kudos. :)

I personally enjoy reading Les' column, although many of his takes on the industry are different than mine, as you might expect between a baby-boomer 777 check airman and a gen-Y regional guy. It's an interesting window into a world rather different than mine. I don't recall his specific article about CJC3407, so I won't debate that. But going a bit off-topic, I did a whole series of posts on the Colgan crash, not just the one you referenced, that you might find interesting. I think they're some of the best writing on the blog. They were all done in May 2009, in the middle of the NTSB hearings. Here's a link to May's postings, start at the bottom. The CJC3407 posts are:

Canary in the Coal Mine
Thirty Seconds of Silence
Thirty Seconds of Confusion
Thirty Minutes of Distraction
Thirty Years of Outsourcing Safety

Doing some backtracking, he must have been hired at AA at the age of 26 or 27. In one article he mentions being a 727 Captain at age 32, just 5 years in at his company. I don't know what his aviation life was ages 21-26, but it couldn't be too bad to end up at AA at 27 and upgrade in 5 years and never been furloughed. Another thing that showed he's clueless is one article on how his FOs have second jobs and "how did this career become a like a second job." Gee, Mr Abend, you do realize your FOs have been at AA for nearly 15-20 years? And are still making FO wages. Of course they will have a real estate license, side business, etc. to make more wages. Not everyone lucked out with a 5 year upgrade at AA...


Here's his Colgan article. Name calls out the CA and FO name, and talks about his own Braniff experience and how a voice in his head said he wasn't ready (which is BS, he would have taken the job if hired)......

Jumpseat: The High Cost of Low Experience | Flying Magazine


"Encouraged by the fact that some of my college classmates with similar flight experience had been hired, I was confident of my chances. Unfortunately, I didn't interview with confidence. Instead, I interviewed like a 1,100-hour, 21-year-old kid. I wasn't hired. It was the best lesson of my career. And it may have been the best decision for the airline industry. Why?

Despite a four-year degree from a university with a highly regarded professional pilot training program, despite the fact that I possessed the appropriate certificates and ratings and despite the fact that I met Braniff's minimum requirements, a tiny voice inside my head said I really wasn't ready."

Would he have told Braniff HR that he wasn't ready if offered a class date? :rolleyes:



Jungle, thanks for the links! I'll def check them out.

Airway 06-05-2013 10:57 AM


Originally Posted by JungleBus (Post 1422543)
Wanna know how I know you didn't read the whole article? That or you're being disingenuous for cheap points. Thanks, guy. :rolleyes:

I didn't read your article. My response was based on the OP's quote about the autopilot...and then I went on a tangent, all of which wasn't supposed to really be directed at you but to all of us. Really there is no need to ever characterize an autopilot as a "better" alternative to our own flying skills. The CRJ AFCS intercepts a localizer like a drunk airmail pilot.

So really, when I saw the quote about the autopilot, it set me off because it was in a popular public magazine article written by a pilot.

Anyways, to make it fair, I'm gonna buy and read the entire article.

I apologize for how my post came off. My apology is probably too little too late. You seem like you have good intentions. And you had the balls to come on here and take heat from A-Holes like me.

Best of luck with your future articles.

80ktsClamp 06-05-2013 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by The Great Sky King Les Abend

"Encouraged by the fact that some of my college classmates with similar flight experience had been hired, I was confident of my chances. Unfortunately, I didn't interview with confidence. Instead, I interviewed like a 1,100-hour, 21-year-old kid. I wasn't hired. It was the best lesson of my career. And it may have been the best decision for the airline industry. Why?

Despite a four-year degree from a university with a highly regarded professional pilot training program, despite the fact that I possessed the appropriate certificates and ratings and despite the fact that I met Braniff's minimum requirements, a tiny voice inside my head said I really wasn't ready."

In other words, he totally blew the interview.

ShyGuy 06-05-2013 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp (Post 1422606)
In other words, he totally blew the interview.

Not even that great mustache saved him that day.

embraer 06-05-2013 11:06 AM


Originally Posted by Airway (Post 1422382)
FLYING magazine is a popular magazine that isn't just read by private pilots and kiddies with aspirations. It has a huge readership. This is precisely why your article was so damaging to the piloting profession, MY profession, which is already demeaned enough. We have enough misinformation spread over our profession, and then we have a "fellow aviator" decided to spread it some more. I can't tell you how many times I've had people say "well the autopilot just does everything anyways, doesn't it?" What you forgot is that after so many years, we have become so proficient that everyday operations are easy. Just like anything else. But you remember how easy it is to screw up when you go into recurrent. After hundreds of hand surgeries, I'm sure it's easy too. I once had a doctor explain that arthroscopic knee surgery is so easy it's like playing a video game! He'd done thousands of them. It became easy. And that's why he was worth what he charged. But telling me what he did kind of hurt the image of his skills. It was bad PR.

I spend a lot of time explaining to people that "autopilot" is a terrible word to describe the system. That it is NOT a pilot, it is solely a flight control manipulator that takes direct input from a PILOT, that I can command the damned thing to do whatever I want it to do, and it's sole reason for existence is to ease workload because we have so many other tasks to accomplish on any given flight, especially during the departure and arrival phases. I had one guy (a physician) at a friend's dinner party tell me he thought we just press an autopilot button and then sit back and let it do it's thing.

The biggest problem with aviation is that so many pilots have such poor PR skills and are so socially inept that they don't understand other people. Sometimes we don't understand the consequences of what we say. When you write an article about flying for an airline, you don't just have an opportunity to improve our image and fix some misconceptions, you have a duty to your peers not to do what you did. It's also a mark of maturity.

Telling the world through one of the most popular aviation magazines on the planet that our jobs can be condensed to being bored and autopilot and autothrottles is a perfect example of the social ineptitude that plagues this profession. Furthermore, it's not even TRUE! It's so far removed from the truth, that it's an insult to pilots all over the world. This kind of damage can't be easily fixed. And this sentiment is not only shared by a lot of people on this thread, I guarantee you that the majority of airline pilots who read this article will be thinking the same thing: "Oh GREAT".

You write it off as "self-effacement" in your reply...but remember that you were describing an entire profession to the world. You were an un-chosen and (obviously) unwitting representative of all of us in that article. You didn't just efface yourself. You effaced all of us.

Thanks, guy.

You were not harsh. Your reply is perfect and is the same thing I have been saying for years. It is the same thing I have been saying since I saw his article.

I'm sick and tired of this mentality some people have of downplaying our profession. As if it is "cool" to pretend what we do is no big deal. That is a complete 180 from most other professions, in particular the highly specialized ones.

This article set us all back collectively by at least 20 years. Thanks "Sam".

clearprop 06-05-2013 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by Airway (Post 1422382)
FLYING magazine is a popular magazine that isn't just read by private pilots and kiddies with aspirations. It has a huge readership. This is precisely why your article was so damaging to the piloting profession, MY profession, which is already demeaned enough. We have enough misinformation spread over our profession, and then we have a "fellow aviator" decided to spread it some more. I can't tell you how many times I've had people say "well the autopilot just does everything anyways, doesn't it?" What you forgot is that after so many years, we have become so proficient that everyday operations are easy. Just like anything else. But you remember how easy it is to screw up when you go into recurrent. After hundreds of hand surgeries, I'm sure it's easy too. I once had a doctor explain that arthroscopic knee surgery is so easy it's like playing a video game! He'd done thousands of them. It became easy. And that's why he was worth what he charged. But telling me what he did kind of hurt the image of his skills. It was bad PR.

I spend a lot of time explaining to people that "autopilot" is a terrible word to describe the system. That it is NOT a pilot, it is solely a flight control manipulator that takes direct input from a PILOT, that I can command the damned thing to do whatever I want it to do, and it's sole reason for existence is to ease workload because we have so many other tasks to accomplish on any given flight, especially during the departure and arrival phases. I had one guy (a physician) at a friend's dinner party tell me he thought we just press an autopilot button and then sit back and let it do it's thing.

The biggest problem with aviation is that so many pilots have such poor PR skills and are so socially inept that they don't understand other people. Sometimes we don't understand the consequences of what we say. When you write an article about flying for an airline, you don't just have an opportunity to improve our image and fix some misconceptions, you have a duty to your peers not to do what you did. It's also a mark of maturity.

Telling the world through one of the most popular aviation magazines on the planet that our jobs can be condensed to being bored and autopilot and autothrottles is a perfect example of the social ineptitude that plagues this profession. Furthermore, it's not even TRUE! It's so far removed from the truth, that it's an insult to pilots all over the world. This kind of damage can't be easily fixed. And this sentiment is not only shared by a lot of people on this thread, I guarantee you that the majority of airline pilots who read this article will be thinking the same thing: "Oh GREAT".

You write it off as "self-effacement" in your reply...but remember that you were describing an entire profession to the world. You were an un-chosen and (obviously) unwitting representative of all of us in that article. You didn't just efface yourself. You effaced all of us.

Thanks, guy.

Well written. +1

JungleBus 06-05-2013 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by embraer (Post 1422620)
This article set us all back collectively by at least 20 years. Thanks "Sam".

GMAFB :rolleyes:. Talk about overblown reaction.

I'll ask you what I asked airways: have you actually read the entire article, or are you going off of what airways (who did not read the article) or shyguy (who did, but focused on one sentence in a 2500 word piece) said?

I believe we've met, and I believe you have my phone number & email. If you've actually read the entire article and really believe I've set us back by 20 years, you owe me a far more personal tongue-lashing (and possibly an ass-kicking) than an anonymous post on the APC regional forums..."embraer."

I'll be waiting.

Edit: actually I'm thinking of someone else, glad you're not him. But there's always PM.

JungleBus 06-05-2013 11:54 AM


Originally Posted by Airway (Post 1422604)
I didn't read your article. My response was based on the OP's quote about the autopilot...and then I went on a tangent, all of which wasn't supposed to really be directed at you but to all of us. Really there is no need to ever characterize an autopilot as a "better" alternative to our own flying skills. The CRJ AFCS intercepts a localizer like a drunk airmail pilot.

So really, when I saw the quote about the autopilot, it set me off because it was in a popular public magazine article written by a pilot.

Anyways, to make it fair, I'm gonna buy and read the entire article.

I apologize for how my post came off. My apology is probably too little too late. You seem like you have good intentions. And you had the balls to come on here and take heat from A-Holes like me.

Best of luck with your future articles.

No worries, man, I've gone off half-cocked on this forum more than once myself, it's easy to do on any online medium. Thanks for admitting you hadn't read the article, & saying you'll read it. You may still not like it, and that's fair, not everyone has to. But the article is about far more than the one sentence ShyGuy had posted, and I guess that's what's had me riled up a bit on this thread.

embraer 06-05-2013 12:03 PM


Originally Posted by JungleBus (Post 1422665)
GMAFB :rolleyes:. Talk about overblown reaction.

I'll ask you what I asked airways: have you actually read the entire article, or are you going off of what airways (who did not read the article) or shyguy (who did, but focused on one sentence in a 2500 word piece) said?

I believe we've met, and I believe you have my phone number & email. If you've actually read the entire article and really believe I've set us back by 20 years, you owe me a far more personal tongue-lashing (and possibly an ass-kicking) than an anonymous post on the APC regional forums..."embraer."

I'll be waiting.

Edit: actually I'm thinking of someone else, glad you're not him. But there's always PM.

Yes, I did read the entire article.

The greatest tragedy in this is that most of what you wrote was good. However, you sunk the entire ship with the autopilot bit.

I'm a very laid back person and never get worked up over anything. This issue happens to be the one that gets me angry every time. It is my kryptonite.

You know (or should know) that the general public thinks all we do up there is press a "take-off" and "land" button while taking naps and talking about the FA's ass. Comments such as yours not only throws gasoline on the fire, it dumps an entire fuel drum on it.

As Airways mentioned, the readers of these publications vary but for the most part they are not airline pilots. They are going to take whatever you (an airline pilot) says to heart. When you put yourself out there you have a responsibility to our profession not to demean all of us in one swoop.

If we are not pilots who fly the aircraft then what are we? It may seem like a trivial issue to you...and it is clear to everyone that it is. But you are missing the big picture. We are pilots who fly aircraft. That is not something any monkey out there can do. If you think so then you have no business being in this profession.

With that said, you can't represent us to the general non-flying public as simply system monitors who can't fly the plane any better than the autopilot. I don't take issue with any other aspect of your article and couldn't care less if/when you will flow, if you have been furloughed, or any of that.

If you want to try your hand at stand-up comedy and self-deprecating humor then sign up for an open mic night at your local comedy club. An article such as yours in a publication as widely read as FLYING isn't the place for it. Especially if your idea of self-deprecating humor is reducing all airline pilots down to over-paid, under-worked people who don't really fly the plane.

ShyGuy 06-05-2013 12:06 PM


Originally Posted by embraer (Post 1422685)
Yes, I did read the entire article.

The greatest tragedy in this is that most of what you wrote was good. However, you sunk the entire ship with the autopilot bit.

I'm a very laid back person and never get worked up over anything. This issue happens to be the one that gets me angry every time. It is my kryptonite.

You know (or should know) that the general public thinks all we do up there is press a "take-off" and "land" button while taking naps and talking about the FA's ass. Comments such as yours not only throws gasoline on the fire, it dumps an entire fuel drum on it.

As Airways mentioned, the readers of these publications vary but for the most part they are not airline pilots. They are going to take whatever you (an airline pilot) says to heart. When you put yourself out there you have a responsibility to our profession not to demean all of us in one swoop.

If we are not pilots who fly the aircraft then what are we? It may seem like a trivial issue to you...and it is clear to everyone that it is. But you are missing the big picture. We are pilots who fly aircraft. That is not something any monkey out there can do. If you think so then you have no business being in this profession.

With that said, you can't represent us to the general non-flying public as simply system monitors who can't fly the plane any better than the autopilot. I don't take issue with any other aspect of your article and couldn't care less if/when you will flow, if you have been furloughed, or any of that.

If you want to try your hand at stand-up comedy and self-deprecating humor then sign up for an open mic night at your local comedy club. An article such as yours in a publication as widely read as FLYING isn't the place for it. Especially if your idea of self-deprecating humor is reducing all airline pilots down to over-paid, under-worked people who don't really fly the plane.

I agree. It's the AP/AT comment that gets sinks it. The rest is good. But this guy has responded and clearly he meant well. I do feel different about it than when I first started this thread.

JungleBus 06-05-2013 12:29 PM


Originally Posted by embraer (Post 1422685)
Yes, I did read the entire article.

The greatest tragedy in this is that most of what you wrote was good. However, you sunk the entire ship with the autopilot bit.

I'm a very laid back person and never get worked up over anything. This issue happens to be the one that gets me angry every time. It is my kryptonite.

That much is obvious. In a 2500 word article that you otherwise liked, one seventeen-word sentence was enough to send you off on a rant accusing me of setting back our profession 20 years. You're unusually sensitive on this subject. Me, I've spent eight years writing blog posts about exactly what airline pilots do, about how we're far more than underworked button-pushing monkeys, about the dangers of relying on automation to replace experience, about how many industry managers have come to take safety for granted and how it's resulted in real tragedies like Colgan 3407. When I encounter ignorance on these points among the general public - which is actually pretty rare - I'm happy to engage them and explain exactly what we do. It's not a big deal. Many times I'll mention the same things that I mentioned in the article but you failed to quote - the expressway visual to LGA, for example, or "snowstorms and thunderstorms and reroutes and diversions," or "airplanes [that] break in surprising and disheartening ways," or how I've had "mechanics pressure me to accept aircraft with deferrals of dubious legality."

Now, all that said. I do regret my choice of words in that one sentence. Not because of anything you or ShyGuy have said, but because some real-life friends who I respect have called me out on it. A far better wording would have been "The autopilot and autothrottles are unusually smooth and precise, relieving the pilots' workload in busy moments and freeing them to perform the most important function in any cockpit, the one task that no avionics package yet devised can do for them: think."

Hindsight is 20/20. I personally don't feel that the wording that was published sank the entire article. You feel differently. C'est la vie.

MEMbrain 06-05-2013 12:42 PM

What happened to the Blue Walnut at Piedmont? That guy was a hoot!

Airway 06-05-2013 12:54 PM


Originally Posted by JungleBus (Post 1422704)
Now, all that said. I do regret my choice of words in that one sentence. Not because of anything you or ShyGuy have said, but because some real-life friends who I respect have called me out on it. A far better wording would have been "The autopilot and autothrottles are unusually smooth and precise, relieving the pilots' workload in busy moments and freeing them to perform the most important function in any cockpit, the one task that no avionics package yet devised can do for them: think."

Boy, that would have been a great line! But hey, that sort of thing happens all the time.

A little off topic but, I never liked the word Autopilot. It's a heavy word that's totally inaccurate, and I wish it were called something else. We don't call cruise control "auto-driver," nor do we call LASIK "auto-surgery". But for some reason, this combination of computers, cables, and wires that acts under the absolute control of a professional has been dubbed autopilot. It paints a completely false picture. If it really were an auto-pilot, it would require intelligence and the ability to think, plan, and judge. No amount of engineering can manufacture judgment.

Sam, you have a huge opportunity to, using written words, address millions of people about what we do as professional pilots, and to break down generalizations and misconceptions. It's an opportunity a lot of us wish we could have, but also a responsibility most of us wouldn't want. I hope you have a lot of success, but all I can ask is that you represent us well.

String682 06-05-2013 03:27 PM


Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 1422619)
Not even that great mustache saved him that day.

All these pokes at Les and this is the only mustache joke? Les should win the award for best 80's era mustache, pushing Tom Selleck back to 2nd place.

MrMustache 06-05-2013 03:34 PM


Originally Posted by embraer (Post 1422685)
Yes, I did read the entire article.

The greatest tragedy in this is that most of what you wrote was good. However, you sunk the entire ship with the autopilot bit.

I'm a very laid back person and never get worked up over anything. This issue happens to be the one that gets me angry every time. It is my kryptonite.

You know (or should know) that the general public thinks all we do up there is press a "take-off" and "land" button while taking naps and talking about the FA's ass. Comments such as yours not only throws gasoline on the fire, it dumps an entire fuel drum on it.

As Airways mentioned, the readers of these publications vary but for the most part they are not airline pilots. They are going to take whatever you (an airline pilot) says to heart. When you put yourself out there you have a responsibility to our profession not to demean all of us in one swoop.

If we are not pilots who fly the aircraft then what are we? It may seem like a trivial issue to you...and it is clear to everyone that it is. But you are missing the big picture. We are pilots who fly aircraft. That is not something any monkey out there can do. If you think so then you have no business being in this profession.

With that said, you can't represent us to the general non-flying public as simply system monitors who can't fly the plane any better than the autopilot. I don't take issue with any other aspect of your article and couldn't care less if/when you will flow, if you have been furloughed, or any of that.

If you want to try your hand at stand-up comedy and self-deprecating humor then sign up for an open mic night at your local comedy club. An article such as yours in a publication as widely read as FLYING isn't the place for it. Especially if your idea of self-deprecating humor is reducing all airline pilots down to over-paid, under-worked people who don't really fly the plane.

O no you didnnn't! You know what they say...

Bucking Bar 06-05-2013 05:02 PM

I read the article and wondered where I could find a job in a modern jet eating a crew meal on a CONUS leg.

JungleBus 06-05-2013 05:19 PM


Originally Posted by Bucking Bar (Post 1422883)
I read the article and wondered where I could find a job in a modern jet eating a crew meal on a CONUS leg.

Ask DALPA. They outsourced it. Actually, I guess NW-ALPA did. DALPA merely agreed to continue it, fought against any attempts to reverse it, expanded it once with a LOA, and expanded it again with a TA.

paxhauler85 06-05-2013 05:47 PM


Originally Posted by Bucking Bar (Post 1422883)
I read the article and wondered where I could find a job in a modern jet eating a crew meal on a CONUS leg.

Good one, bud. Typical Delta - complain to someone who can do nothing about something that they changed/allowed themselves.

Want to trade? You can have my modern jet and crew meal, I'd prefer to have your contract and job security.

Do you think we actually cruise around grinning about that kind of stuff? Most of us spend the entire flight talking and thinking about our next job and how quickly we can get it.

JungleBus 06-05-2013 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by paxhauler85 (Post 1422913)
Good one, bud. Typical Delta - complain to someone who can do nothing about something that they changed/allowed themselves.

Want to trade? You can have my modern jet and crew meal, I'd prefer to have your contract and job security.

Do you think we actually cruise around grinning about that kind of stuff? Most of us spend the entire flight talking and thinking about our next job and how quickly we can get it.

Despite my snarky answer above, Bucking Bar is one of the fiercest scope hawks at Delta. He gets it, and regularly writes insightful posts on the subject on the L&G thread.

ShyGuy 06-05-2013 07:23 PM

Yeah that was surprising, you get full crew meals at Compass? Training for mainline I tell ya! :P

JungleBus 06-06-2013 12:07 AM


Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 1422986)
Yeah that was surprising, you get full crew meals at Compass? Training for mainline I tell ya! :P

Long days with no scheduled breaks > 45 minutes, we contractually get them. Other times it's just leftover first class meals, if there are any. Our contract was negotiated by NW-ALPA and was based on their bankruptcy contract, they may have just pasted over the crew meal language.

MrMustache 06-06-2013 04:01 AM


Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 1422986)
Yeah that was surprising, you get full crew meals at Compass? Training for mainline I tell ya! :P

Don't you hipsters get Sushi or something? Lots of regionals get crew meals on certain flights. For being as educated as you claim, you sure don't know a whole lot.

ShyGuy 06-06-2013 04:08 AM


Originally Posted by MrMustache (Post 1423100)
Don't you hipsters get Sushi or something? Lots of regionals get crew meals on certain flights. For being as educated as you claim, you sure don't know a whole lot.

What regionals? Maybe I worked at a crappier regional, under NWA we got nothing except drinks, and once under Delta, we got Biscoff cookies/pretzels/peanuts. That was a crew meal for me.

MrMustache 06-06-2013 04:11 AM


Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 1423106)
What regionals? Maybe I worked at a crappier regional, under NWA we got nothing except drinks, and once under Delta, we got Biscoff cookies/pretzels/peanuts. That was a crew meal for me.

Well you did work for a crappy regional.

RogerDorn 06-06-2013 04:47 AM

extra first class meals are NOT crew meals...same food, different meaning.

Captain Tony 06-06-2013 05:12 AM


Originally Posted by String682 (Post 1422818)
All these pokes at Les and this is the only mustache joke? Les should win the award for best 80's era mustache, pushing Tom Selleck back to 2nd place.

I've never liked Abend. He has always come across as the quintessential SkyGod Mainline Pilot who looks down on everyone "beneath" him who isn't typed on whatever heavy he's flying. He is so out of touch, he shouldn't even be writing articles.

One in particular from the 90s or early 2000s has always stuck in my head. In it, he describes flying a visual approach into MIA, and his FO having the AUDACITY to report the airport in sight and get a visual approach clearance without obtaining his permission. The way he describes giving the FO "the look" over his glasses and thinking to himself "this should be interesting" just drips with doosheyness. I actually think about this every time I find myself in that situation and to this day wonder why that got his panties so wadded up.

So yes, I'd rather read your article that glorifies boring regional airline flying on autopilot than his tripe. I think a lesson has been learned here. Let's move on.

Airway 06-06-2013 05:25 AM


Originally Posted by MrMustache (Post 1423100)
Don't you hipsters get Sushi or something? Lots of regionals get crew meals on certain flights. For being as educated as you claim, you sure don't know a whole lot.

Which regionals? You say lots. At ASA, we get (as does Skywest from what I understand) little snack packs that we can pick up in the crew lounge only. They currently consist of a crunchy breadstick and a mini-box of raisins or something. They used to be pretty good (chicken salad tins, biscuits, etc) up until a few years ago, but I guess they didn't want to spend the cash on them anymore. Plus we were told that people were stealing them and taking them home.

My understanding is that Pinnacle used to get meals catered for their longer Mexico flights (ATL-MTY, DTW-MTY). When DL shifted that flying back to us, they were accidentally catering for us too until our MGMT found out about it. Now it's just the leftover First Class Meals.

Captain Tony 06-06-2013 05:37 AM


Originally Posted by Airway (Post 1423128)
My understanding is that Pinnacle used to get meals catered for their longer Mexico flights (ATL-MTY, DTW-MTY). When DL shifted that flying back to us, they were accidentally catering for us too until our MGMT found out about it. Now it's just the leftover First Class Meals.

SureJet Management not only put an end to it, (even though they weren't paying DAL for it), they sent out a memo FORBIDDING crew members from asking for them or even taking them if accidentally catered, with the usual threat of some vague disciplinary action. Of course, this same management now wonders why they can't fill classes and 30 pilots hired since Jan 1, 2012 have quit the company. :rolleyes:

mooney 06-06-2013 06:19 AM


Originally Posted by Airway (Post 1423128)

My understanding is that Pinnacle used to get meals catered for their longer Mexico flights (ATL-MTY, DTW-MTY). When DL shifted that flying back to us, they were accidentally catering for us too until our MGMT found out about it. Now it's just the leftover First Class Meals.

correct Pinnacle had them on MEM-MTY, and also we got one on the AM flight out of HSV-MEM for a while until management found out.

seafeye 06-06-2013 07:04 AM

We gave up our crew meals in our new contract for.........


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