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Old 01-29-2007 | 09:23 PM
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How about Airline acronyms:

DELTA - Depart Even Later Than Anticipated
AMERICAN - A Miracle Every Rider Is Currently Alive Now
ATA - All Times Approximate
NORTHWEST - Nobody Out Ranks This Horrid, Worthless, Excrutiatingly, Sluggish Transport
ALASKA - Another Late Arrival, Start Kissing A**

Here's a few, just for fun! Yeah, I didn't come up with them on my own, but just naming off a few.
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Old 01-29-2007 | 09:33 PM
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DELTA - Dont ever let them aboard. Dont ever leave the Airforce
USAir - Underwater seating available in the rear. (reference the LGA overrun)
United - nevermind, not PC.
Northwest - Never works.
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Old 01-29-2007 | 09:34 PM
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Someone posted a UTube video link about the airlines and I love what it called AA and AE:

American Airlines: Nazi Regime
American Eagle: Nazi Youth

Just fun guys!
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Old 01-29-2007 | 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by JetJock16
Someone posted a UTube video link about the airlines and I love what it called AA and AE:

American Airlines: Nazi Regime
American Eagle: Nazi Youth

Just fun guys!
If I remeber correcty, AE was called the true name; Hitler Youth.
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Old 01-29-2007 | 11:05 PM
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This one is bad......but pretty funny!

Lufthansa: Let us ****** the horses, are no stewardesses available?
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Old 01-30-2007 | 06:06 AM
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DELTA= Doesnt Even Leave The Airport
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Old 01-30-2007 | 06:14 AM
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ELAL Every Landing Always Late
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Old 02-09-2007 | 11:47 AM
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haha, i think i counted 3 alitalias in there. You must really have a mob death wish!!!
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Old 02-09-2007 | 12:44 PM
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Not really! I just gathered these over the time and there happen to be more Alitalias than others... I kind of like Alitalia. I could always laugh about that great italien mentality. I once flew on them during a soccer match of the Italian national team. The flight was pretty empty (like most Alitalia flights unfortunatly are...) and the crew had a radio in the cockpit. Door was open, the F/As told the few passengers to help themselves and that was the flight. I liked it - Italy won!
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Old 02-10-2007 | 09:09 AM
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Delays Every Leg To Atlanta
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