1. Buy your guns and ammo before moving to NJ. Hide them well.

2. Cities in Eastern PA are wtf ghetto burbs full of rejects from NYC.

3. NJ/PA in this area is beautiful country. Lots of cheap lakefront property within 90 minutes of EWR.

4. Property tax doesn't decrease when your income gets halved like income tax does.
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Nobody lives around EWR. They just survive.

Tony Soprano did ok, he was only :30 from EWR in Montclair.

3.07 to be really exact. And I’m 1 percent earned income tax in Bucks county.

Haha but eventually the EWR lifestyle wound up doing him in... [emoji95][emoji43][emoji379][emoji34]