lol, well played

Got em'... Hilarious

Allegiant IS hiring.

...if the “Hours of service” section of your contract simply states: “See FARs”.

...if your RFO arrives as you and the Captain are doing the pre-flight duties, jokes that he’s on his first leg of IOE and you laugh, he asks some dumb questions while looking around excitedly.......you realize he’s not joking and neither one of your are an LCA

Not everyone will get this immediately. Spot on. Well played.

Or if you have to take a picture of your room number with your phone, and frequently forget what city/country you are in...

Or you have to look at the address on your room phone to figure out what city/country you're in.....

On your time off you don’t wear a watch as time has no meaning anymore...

...if crew scheduling has ever forgotten about you for more than a week, while you were at work.

And when you do wear a watch you set it to zulu time because changing it to local time every time you land does no good.